i know what you're asking yourself, and the answer is: yes i have a nickname for my penis. i call it The Octagon. but i also nicknamed my testes too. the left one is James Westfall, and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. you ladies play your cards right and you can meet the whole gang.
i'll tell you what murder is. animals dying due to habitat loss, to make room for farmland to grow veggies for the vegans. animals we don't even eat die for that. at least cattle and fowl are renewable. so it's like we're taking bits of meat from a perpetual cow that regenerates itself ooooh