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My New Revelation!!

Oh yes you see it everywhere - all over the INTERNETSSSSS!!!!

All of these boxes, knobs, sliders, and wires all over the place. These Devil Worshippers selling this junk on all these so-called websites, trying to fool you into believing in this idea of a SYNTHESIZER RENAISSANCE.

Don't you DAAAAAARE believe a word of it!!

I'm hear to tell you right now that nobody, and I mean nobody except for a few degenerates, are buying synthesizers. I've yet to go over to anybody's house anywhere and even see one!! Why I've even overheard children in my own neighborhood say they wouldn't even think to ask their daddy for money on such things. Not when you can make the same kind of Devil noise with a mangy cat and a Canadian shock stick!!

Now I'll tell you what's REEEEEAAALLY selling these days. PIANOS!!! That's right! There are sooooo many pianos being made and sold these days that I can drive down the streets and see them out on the curbs next to the garbage cans and on that son of a gun Craig's List. There's so many pianos now that even the grandmas are giving them away.

It's a PIANO RENAISSANCE, you fool!!!
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Oh yes you see it everywhere - all over the INTERNETSSSSS!!!!

All of these boxes, knobs, sliders, and wires all over the place. These Devil Worshippers selling this junk on all these so-called websites, trying to fool you into believing in this idea of a SYNTHESIZER RENAISSANCE.

Don't you DAAAAAARE believe a word of it!!

I'm hear to tell you right now that nobody, and I mean nobody except for a few degenerates, are buying synthesizers. I've yet to go over to anybody's house anywhere and even see one!! Why I've even overheard children in my own neighborhood say they wouldn't even think to ask their daddy for money on such things. Not when you can make the same kind of Devil noise with a mangy cat and a Canadian shock stick!!

Now I'll tell you what's REEEEEAAALLY selling these days. PIANOS!!! That's right! There are sooooo many pianos being made and sold these days that I can drive down the streets and see them out on the curbs next to the garbage cans and on that son of a gun Craig's List. There's so many pianos now that even the grandmas are giving them away.

It's a PIANO RENAISSANCE, you fool!!!
My cat burns your piano to flame his bourbon still while roasting you on a Canadian shock stick
Old 1 week ago
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I see old TVs on the curb. They’re put there to catch any ghosts that might pass by.
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It’s always been my experience that while many people don’t buy synths, those who do buy many.
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then my favorite pianos are keyless
and modular ones are trendy now.
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Cant there be both?

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Originally Posted by SWardle View Post
Oh yes you see it everywhere - all over the INTERNETSSSSS!!!!

All of these boxes, knobs, sliders, and wires all over the place. These Devil Worshippers selling this junk on all these so-called websites, trying to fool you into believing in this idea of a SYNTHESIZER RENAISSANCE.

Don't you DAAAAAARE believe a word of it!!

I'm hear to tell you right now that nobody, and I mean nobody except for a few degenerates, are buying synthesizers. I've yet to go over to anybody's house anywhere and even see one!! Why I've even overheard children in my own neighborhood say they wouldn't even think to ask their daddy for money on such things. Not when you can make the same kind of Devil noise with a mangy cat and a Canadian shock stick!!

Now I'll tell you what's REEEEEAAALLY selling these days. PIANOS!!! That's right! There are sooooo many pianos being made and sold these days that I can drive down the streets and see them out on the curbs next to the garbage cans and on that son of a gun Craig's List. There's so many pianos now that even the grandmas are giving them away.

It's a PIANO RENAISSANCE, you fool!!!
Old 1 week ago
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This may come as a surprise to you, but some people get both synths and a piano.
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Originally Posted by SWardle View Post
Oh yes you see it everywhere - all over the INTERNETSSSSS!!!!

All of these boxes, knobs, sliders, and wires all over the place. These Devil Worshippers selling this junk on all these so-called websites, trying to fool you into believing in this idea of a SYNTHESIZER RENAISSANCE.

Don't you DAAAAAARE believe a word of it!!

I'm hear to tell you right now that nobody, and I mean nobody except for a few degenerates, are buying synthesizers. I've yet to go over to anybody's house anywhere and even see one!! Why I've even overheard children in my own neighborhood say they wouldn't even think to ask their daddy for money on such things. Not when you can make the same kind of Devil noise with a mangy cat and a Canadian shock stick!!

Now I'll tell you what's REEEEEAAALLY selling these days. PIANOS!!! That's right! There are sooooo many pianos being made and sold these days that I can drive down the streets and see them out on the curbs next to the garbage cans and on that son of a gun Craig's List. There's so many pianos now that even the grandmas are giving them away.

It's a PIANO RENAISSANCE, you fool!!!
The average Guitar Center stocks more digital pianos than it does analogue synths; that doesn't mean they're right.

And for what it's worth, there are (literally) tons of FREE upright and spinet pianos available on Craigslist, if one can find the means to move them / bring them up to snuff; digital pianos are designed to be disposable.

At the very least, when armageddon comes, one can keep warm by the light and heat of a burning acoustic piano.
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You can buy a sampler and play all the pianos you can imagine, all the synthesizers, all the sounds outside your house, neighbours cat and so on.
Old 1 week ago
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It’s always been my experience that while many people don’t buy synths, those who do buy many.
Yup none of the kids in my neighbourhood have twenty synths and an angry wife
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The sound of Arturia Piano V2 can be changed in addition to the piano sound. It is very nice.
Old 1 week ago
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It’s always been my experience that while many people don’t buy synths, those who do buy many.
This is a far more worthwhile revelation than the OP.
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Oh yes...

...SYNTHESIZER RENAISSANCE.

... DAAAAAARE ...



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