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Old 7th April 2018
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Now Hear This!!!

My celestial sources are telling me that you demon worshippers are making and buying these boxes - you call them modular, I call them pagan devil boxes!!

SHAME ON YOU!!!

And you dare play around with these boxes that make demonic devil noises and use pagan numbers that are EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN BY THE LORD!!

HOW DARE YOU - and speaking of the devil - where is that no-good Don Solaris hiding out anyway? I've got a message for him.

He's been chastified, degenerafied and and demonified into the devil pagan circles of worship. He's casting spells and playing around with vicious devil cats.

I'M SO DISGUSTIPATED!!!
Old 7th April 2018
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Lives for gear
Old 8th April 2018
  #3
Jose Ramón Alvarado Villa
 
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Originally Posted by SWardle View Post
HOW DARE YOU - and speaking of the devil - where is that no-good Don Solaris hiding out anyway?
Oh Hai!

I'm randomly pressing push buttons of this device which i purchased yesterday:



I know nothing about this device.

I never studied classical composition.

I wonder is it legal to move those vertical sliders?

Thanks!
Old 8th April 2018
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Jose Ramón Alvarado Villa
 
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Originally Posted by SWardle View Post
My celestial sources are telling me that you demon worshippers are making and buying these boxes - you call them modular, I call them pagan devil boxes!!

SHAME ON YOU!!!

And you dare play around with these boxes that make demonic devil noises and use pagan numbers that are EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN BY THE LORD!!

HOW DARE YOU - and speaking of the devil - where is that no-good Don Solaris hiding out anyway? I've got a message for him.

He's been chastified, degenerafied and and demonified into the devil pagan circles of worship. He's casting spells and playing around with vicious devil cats.

I'M SO DISGUSTIPATED!!!
Instead of chatting here so calmly on this board, why don't you help this man:

Old 8th April 2018
  #5
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Oh I know that's you Don Solaris, showing off your stolen merchandise!

And it's about time you get off your lazy behind, put all that junk on eBay and join the military! They'll teach you some respect, shave that head of yours and there you can learn the national anthem and learn how to show some respect!

It's either that or we turn you in for being a no-good bum!!
Old 8th April 2018
  #6
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He does have a point about the evils of modular though...
Old 8th April 2018
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Only a ghost could crawl behind that rack to wire it...
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