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Ha!
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Old 2 days ago
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So that’s why they’re reporting so few cases!

Putin has declared a national 2 week holiday, where everyone is required to stay home and celebrate Mother Russia!
Old 2 days ago
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That is hillarious!
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LOL!
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Damn you - my drink almost went through my nose
Old 2 days ago
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I learned a new word:

covidiot
Person who, in times of pandemic crises, unnecessarily hoards toilet paper and more food than a family of eight could possibly eat in a year, has no regard for the welfare of others by buying up absolutely everything, is a self serving nitwit, and likely hasn’t clue one about the actual disease. These people will, by and large, possess a herd mentality and inadvertently put the general population at risk by perpetuating mistruths, rumours, and conjecture.
I dunno... my 96 rolls and I are self-isolating and staying quiet on the subject. We're cohabiting with a case of sanitary wipes and and a couple of cases of water (remember Dune ?) - but no gossiping. When the gluttonous farm box is delivered, social distancing will be maintained - one certainly can't eat for eight if one's dead!
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my 96 rolls and I are self-isolating and staying quiet on the subject.!
well they do have a lot of soundproofing as standard.

Old 2 days ago
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well they do have a lot of soundproofing as standard.

Ha! I actually sat here for a good five minutes prior to posting thinking "I wonder if '96 rolls of TP' is too wordy... people will know what I mean, right?"
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My favorite so far...

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Old 21 hours ago
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Old 16 hours ago
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Some things are just timeless:
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To get all your conspiracy, Fake News at one handy site.
But it's HONEST fake news, unike some people who hold press conferences and lie!
Old 15 hours ago
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Most of the people these days who are writing the "real news" are doing so while "self-isolating" at home.

Think about that.

If that doesn't make you laugh (or cry), you just don't get it.

When I was a kid, they used to call it "yellow journalism".

The thing I like about the Onion is that they tell you right upfront that everything they print is bullsh!t.
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How does The Onion keep pace with modern America?? Why write a parody when you're living in one?
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How does The Onion keep pace with modern America?? Why write a parody when you're living in one?
As Lily Tomlin once said:
"No matter how cynical I get, its really hard to keep up."
Old 12 hours ago
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A few of you are obviously lost. This is the corona humor thread. corona political rant and whine thread is down the hall FYI
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corona political rant and whine thread is down the hall FYI
Spelt 'wine' wrong.
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