Porn Music

BevvyB · 24th March 2004, 11:09 PM

Composed by myself

Aptly titled 'Oh Yeah'

BevvyB · 25th March 2004, 11:39 AM

So this shows the depths of the gearslut!

This piece of music has been downloaded more than twice as many times as my other 'legit' music!

Perverts...

Curve Dominant · 31st March 2004, 06:39 PM

Bevvy,

Funky.

Do you like Yello? Your track reminds me of Deiter for some reason.

BevvyB · 31st March 2004, 07:08 PM

This was actually written for an upcoming TV show as one of the characters themes.

He's a pervert. Let's put it that way.

The brief was 'Write something really pervy, the kind of music you listen to and need a bath straight away'

So, it isn't really 'Porn Music' - but what I would imagine it sounds like

You see, I've never heard any

Curve Dominant · 31st March 2004, 07:11 PM

Quote:

So, it isn't really 'Porn Music' - but what I would imagine it sounds like

You see, I've never heard any

Yeah, I don't pay any attention to the music either.

Mike Jasper · 2nd April 2004, 07:22 AM

Porn music? Hmmm. More like SquirrelRape music.

Jasper

BevvyB · 2nd April 2004, 11:17 AM

LOL - look at the tag did you?

Yes, the scene in question is where this sick guy is trying to seduce - a squirrel

He tries it on with a panda in a bikini later in the series

He's never really succesful.

Mike Jasper · 2nd April 2004, 11:51 AM

Too bad. I'm a sucker for success stories.

henge · 4th April 2004, 05:29 PM

i,ve had great success seducing squirrels. you just have to have the right nuts.

RichT · 5th April 2004, 08:56 AM

Bevvy,

Who's the vocalist?

I'd like to employ them to answer the phone at the studio.

(Phone rings)

Old Blacksmith Studios OH YEAH!!!

(Caller)
Um, I'd like to book a session

(Vocalist)

OH YEAH!!!!

BevvyB · 5th April 2004, 09:30 AM

Um

That was me tuned down

RichT · 5th April 2004, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BevvyB
Um

That was me tuned down

Cool!

There's only you and Barry White!

Oh..wait..

There's only you!

Mike Jasper · 5th April 2004, 10:07 AM

New rule. If you post porn music, it's got to be in a QuickTime format with video. And it better be convincing.

Context, baby. It's all about context.

Jasper

BevvyB · 5th April 2004, 10:32 AM

You should have seen where the 'oh yeahs' were hitting the picture..

Mike Jasper · 5th April 2004, 10:38 AM

That's what I'm talking about, Bevvy!

You English kill me.

Jasper

skygod · 1st June 2007, 07:43 PM

Sorry dude this WILL NOT do!

Its missing the wah-wah waka-waka in the background to the tempo of the jizz masters. Oh well. An overdub on the horizon lol? Think Ron Jeremy standing on the balcony overlooking the beach looking thru a pair of binoculars, with Tera Patrick keeeled down in front of him head bobbing frantically, and in her mouth gagging on his huge .....

Get the idea? Maybe a Porn Oscar in the works ... who knows. Preapre the Las Vegas awards speech in advance as you are redubbing under the anointing of the porn lovegod spell ... "I want to thank God, and the apostles, and the saints etc ..." Good luck dude -

~skygod~

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25th March 2004, 11:39 AM	#2
BevvyB Mindreader Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: London Posts: 2,602	So this shows the depths of the gearslut! This piece of music has been downloaded more than twice as many times as my other 'legit' music! Perverts... __________________ Julian Moore \| Georgia Wonder \| Biz Blog

31st March 2004, 06:39 PM	#3
Curve Dominant Lives for gear Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: PHITOWN Posts: 1,924	Bevvy, Funky. Do you like Yello? Your track reminds me of Deiter for some reason. __________________ http://www.curvedominant.com http://www.myspace.com/studiocurvedominant

31st March 2004, 07:08 PM	#4
BevvyB Mindreader Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: London Posts: 2,602	This was actually written for an upcoming TV show as one of the characters themes. He's a pervert. Let's put it that way. The brief was 'Write something really pervy, the kind of music you listen to and need a bath straight away' So, it isn't really 'Porn Music' - but what I would imagine it sounds like You see, I've never heard any __________________ Julian Moore \| Georgia Wonder \| Biz Blog

2nd April 2004, 11:17 AM	#7
BevvyB Mindreader Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: London Posts: 2,602	LOL - look at the tag did you? Yes, the scene in question is where this sick guy is trying to seduce - a squirrel He tries it on with a panda in a bikini later in the series He's never really succesful. __________________ Julian Moore \| Georgia Wonder \| Biz Blog

2nd April 2004, 07:22 AM	#6
Mike Jasper Lives for gear Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,313	Porn music? Hmmm. More like SquirrelRape music. Jasper

2nd April 2004, 11:51 AM	#8
Mike Jasper Lives for gear Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,313	Too bad. I'm a sucker for success stories.

4th April 2004, 05:29 PM	#9
henge Gear nut Join Date: May 2003 Location: oshawa,ontario Posts: 102	i,ve had great success seducing squirrels. you just have to have the right nuts.

5th April 2004, 08:56 AM	#10
RichT Lives for gear Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Portsmouth, UK Posts: 1,454	Bevvy, Who's the vocalist? I'd like to employ them to answer the phone at the studio. (Phone rings) Old Blacksmith Studios OH YEAH!!! (Caller) Um, I'd like to book a session (Vocalist) OH YEAH!!!! __________________ www.oldblacksmiths.com www.myspace.com/theoldblacksmiths

5th April 2004, 09:30 AM	#11
BevvyB Mindreader Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: London Posts: 2,602	Um That was me tuned down

5th April 2004, 10:07 AM	#13
Mike Jasper Lives for gear Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,313	New rule. If you post porn music, it's got to be in a QuickTime format with video. And it better be convincing. Context, baby. It's all about context. Jasper

5th April 2004, 10:32 AM	#14
BevvyB Mindreader Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: London Posts: 2,602	You should have seen where the 'oh yeahs' were hitting the picture..

5th April 2004, 10:38 AM	#15
Mike Jasper Lives for gear Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,313	That's what I'm talking about, Bevvy! You English kill me. Jasper

1st June 2007, 07:43 PM	#16
skygod Gear maniac Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 243	Las Vegas Bound! Sorry dude this WILL NOT do! Its missing the wah-wah waka-waka in the background to the tempo of the jizz masters. Oh well. An overdub on the horizon lol? Think Ron Jeremy standing on the balcony overlooking the beach looking thru a pair of binoculars, with Tera Patrick keeeled down in front of him head bobbing frantically, and in her mouth gagging on his huge ..... Get the idea? Maybe a Porn Oscar in the works ... who knows. Preapre the Las Vegas awards speech in advance as you are redubbing under the anointing of the porn lovegod spell ... "I want to thank God, and the apostles, and the saints etc ..." Good luck dude - ~skygod~ __________________ Thanks & God Bless America … Hey and I really mean that that this time!!!! 'A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have. …. Thomas Jefferson Always be yourself, Because the people that matter don't mind ... And the one's that mind, don't matter ... And for all the rest ... well ... fvvk'em if they can't take a joke

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