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20th November 2008
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| SawSlut  Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
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Thread Starter | Mastered by Muppets: A commentary on the loudness war Mastered by Muppets This is a collaboration work of many members from another forum, but I'm sure you'll be interested anyway....this is our reply to the f***d up sound of Death Magnetic & the loudness war in general. I'm sure most of you have read the lyrics somewhere on the web already, if not, here they are again: MASTERED BY MUPPETS End of session day, Rubin works away: I'm your source of song-destruction Tunes that hurt you ear, poor sound engineer Leaving spikes on my instruction Trust me you will see Volume’s all you need Dedicated to How I'll limit you Compressing faster Limit your Master Your albums sell faster With a loud Master Master Mastered by muppets, brickwalling your dreams Clipping, distorting and smashing extremes Ruined by me, you can't hear a thing… Just spiking snares, and auto-tuned screams Mastered Mastered Rubin’s my name, and I'll hear you scream Bastard Bastard Need to mix this way, never you dismay ”Loud” makes death magnetic clearer Gain monopoly, ritual Waves L3 Squash your tracks til it’s severe Gate and you will see More and more dB Dedicated to How I’m killing you Compressing faster Limit your Master Your albums sell faster With a loud Master Master Mastered by muppets, brickwalling your dreams Clipping, distorting and smashing extremes Ruined by me, you can't hear a thing… Just spiking snares, and auto-tuned screams Mastered Mastered Rubin’s my name, and I'll hear you scream Bastard Bastard Master, Master, where's the version I've been after? Bearded, Bastard, you promised only lies Blaster, Blaster, recorded on a ghetto blaster? Laughter, laughter, laughing at those highs Spike to me! Lars ain’t worth all that – “natural” kick and hats Kirk adds wah without a reason Never ending phrase, Jaymz goes on for days Rob, your shirt is out of season… I’ll record til 5 (then) I will help you buy Sandals that suit you Now you look cool too _______________ |
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22nd November 2008
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| Lives for gear  Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Los Angeles, CA
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  | Hahahah dude thats Hilarious stuff man ;-) |
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22nd November 2008
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| Gear Head  Join Date: Jul 2008
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| haha that made my day, especially the last parts.. also the cover is rather well done, congrats. |
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10th December 2008
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| Lives for gear  Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Santa Cruz Mountains
Posts: 588
| A friend just emailed this: YouTube - Mastered by Muppets Quote:
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10th December 2008
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| Gear nut  Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Over The Hills and Far Away...
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| That was cool. LOL.  |
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