"I've Got a Really Exciting Project. Can you work for free for a profit share?"

[therealbigd]

So, this is something we've all heard before, right?

Just thought you might enjoy this:

"It's like twitter. Except we charge people to use it."

[Tarekith]

So awesome, thanks! LOL

[JoRillo]

Was this you? Lol

[Tarekith]

I saw the spider drawing one years ago, always left me in tears.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard "Dude, I have this hot new label that's going to tear things up, if you cut us a deal, we'll make you rich!"....

[a zombie]

Lmfao, this is great!

[MTStudios]

www.clientsfromhell.net
is another one

[a zombie]

Originally Posted by MTStudios

www.clientsfromhell.net
is another one

From "Clients from hell"

"A client asked me to color some black and white pictures of his mother as a child.
Client: It’s for her funeral next week.
Me: Oh, I’m sorry to hear about her passing. What type of hair color and skin tone did your mother have as a child?
Client: I’ll snip a piece of her hair off. You can scan it and take the color from there.
Me: … "

[jonathan jetter]

david thorne is about as funny as it gets.

"I have access to your Facebook page due to the friend request you accepted from the Oscar Wilde profile I constructed yesterday. I assumed the name would hold no relevance to you and, consistency being the last refuge of the unimaginative, I typed 'Redneck wearing baseball cap' into google images to locate a photo you would identify and feel comfortable with."

"I have read your website and it is obviously that your a foggot."

amazing.

[morrock]

Originally Posted by jonathan jetter

"I have read your website and it is obviously that your a foggot."

amazing.

"Did she eat them?"

I laughed so hard it hurt. Is this also the same guy who did the graphical design poster for the lost cat? Bleh, now I need to find that or I'll seem like an idiot
Edit: It's on the left as Missing Missy. I'm not an idiot after all.