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#1 | | Gear maniac
Joined: Jan 2004 Location: Outer New York
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Thread Starter | I like my knobs big, round and made of wood! |
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#2 | | Gear Head
Joined: Mar 2006 Location: Philadelphia
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I love to twiddle knobs, and I am thankful that this company has given me big wood. en. Knobs. To twiddle.
OH GOD I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON
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#3 | | Lives for gear
Joined: Dec 2005 Location: Orlando
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i'm asuming (and hoping) that this's a joke?
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#4 | | Lives for gear
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#5 | | Harmless Wacko
Joined: Dec 2002 Location: A prison cell with soffit mounts
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#6 | | Gear maniac
Joined: Jun 2004
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Hey, for $485, it's a steal |
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#7 | | Lives for gear
Joined: Dec 2004 Location: Canada
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Originally Posted by Agli Hey, for $485, it's a steal  |
Exactly. They steal $485 from you and send you $5 worth of lathed wood.
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#8 | | Lives for gear
Joined: Apr 2004 Location: In The Woods, Canada
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Think of it more as a entry fee to the Morons Club. $485 is your entry fee and the knob is your keepsake.
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#9 | | Gear Guru
Joined: Jun 2004 Location: NYC
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The beech wood is coated several times with C37 lacquer for best sound as pointed out by Dieter Ennemoser.
| Dieter is an asshole. Everybody knows the vintage knobs with the C34 lacquer are the only ones worth having!
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#10 | | Moderator
Joined: Dec 2004 Location: in a low orbit
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Originally Posted by TheReal7 Think of it more as a entry fee to the Morons Club. $485 is your entry fee and the knob is your keepsake. | Completely accurate. You're supposed to wear them on your nipples on their annual festival! The indicator can be worn up (happy mood) or down.
This also makes them a mood eq, you can tweak how you feel.
bit like a mood crystal but then interactive.
eeeh..
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#11 | | Lives for gear
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Originally Posted by PRobb Dieter is an asshole. Everybody knows the vintage knobs with the C34 lacquer are the only ones worth having! | Nice.
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#12 | | Gear maniac
Joined: Feb 2006 Location: Central America (Texas)
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Seriously? Wooden knobs? $450? $450?!?!?!
God, I gotta get into the HiFi snake oil biz. I wonder how many assholes lined up to buy those stupid things? If I was the reseller I'd laugh my ass off every time an order came through.
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#13 | | Gear maniac
Joined: Jan 2004 Location: Outer New York
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Well, this is why I posted this, so I could roll on the floor with all your responses...too funny!
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Dieter is an asshole. Everybody knows the vintage knobs with the C34 lacquer are the only ones worth having!
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Personally, I find that using Minwax Walnut stain imparts a big, warm sound. |
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#14 | | Lives for gear
Joined: Jul 2004 Location: OH/Columbus
Posts: 4,793
| #1 Reason this makes no sense...
If this made sense... then automated consoles with moving faders would be the worst sounding things ever!
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#15 | | Lives for gear
Joined: Sep 2003 Location: NYC
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Originally Posted by FalconerHK I wonder how many assholes lined up to buy those stupid things? If I was the reseller I'd laugh my ass off every time an order came through.  |
The same people who own (and let you know about it) $100,000 stereo systems and keep them (speakers right against the wall) in a small, completely untreated rectangular room with low ceilings. But hey, the addition of the wood knobs is sure to make such a great sonic impact. They haven't heard an improvement like this since they bought the $500 power chord for their reading lamp......
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#16 | | Moderator
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they also have a $350 behringer mod!
"Much more music, resolution, emotion, and drive. This is clearly the mod you want if you are on a "All out assault" for the best sonic performance from these units. " http://www.referenceaudiomods.com/Me...oduct_Count=28
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#17 | | Lives for gear
Joined: Aug 2004 Location: Houston, TX
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Originally Posted by narco |
WOW......
I will mod peolpes Behr gear for free......with my .380 auto..... |
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#18 | | Lives for gear
Joined: Aug 2006 Location: Western MA, USA
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Originally Posted by narco | something about that is not right at all... |
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#19 | | Moderator
Joined: Dec 2004 Location: in a low orbit
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Originally Posted by narco | WHAHAHAAAA HA Quote: |
Please give the unit well over 300 hours to break-in with this clock. We wire the clock into the circuit with Audio Consulting silver wire cable and cotton tubing for the best digital connection.
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#20 | | 500 series nutjob
Joined: Nov 2004 Location: 500 series Guru SKANK! ; )
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Originally Posted by TheTruffleKing | sure, and we believe you |
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#21 | | Lives for gear
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I have seen knobs like these in a local shopping mall...for furniture as handles on closet doors or something. Actually thought I could use some for a DIY project...I had no idea it would take me to the next level...snicker!
But, hey, what do I know.
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#22 | | Gear Guru
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Originally Posted by Tibbon If this made sense... then automated consoles with moving faders would be the worst sounding things ever! | Absolutely. That's why I bought a '58 Les Paul and cut it up to use the wood for fader knobs. Much more warmerer.
And you don't actually mix while sitting in a metal chair, do you?
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#23 | | Lives for gear
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So, what happens if you don't use knobs on the potentiometers?
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#24 | | Lives for gear
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I was talking with Warren a while back about these wonderful wooden knobs.
I said, "I have a lathe in the garage, I should make some of these and undercut them at half price!"
He said he would market them for me.....  e  ehe
Has anyone seen the interconnect cables with their own power supplies?
I think a grand each they were.....it just gets even dumberer, lookin for warmerer..
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#25 | | Lives for gear
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I like my knobs big, round and made of wood!
That's what she said.
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#26 | | Gear maniac
Joined: Jan 2004 Location: Outer New York
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You wonder how long a Dave Hill or a Greg Gualtieri can survive in a modded Behringer world...
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#27 | | Gear maniac
Joined: May 2006 Location: New Jersey, US and A. Niiice!
Posts: 218
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Originally Posted by frans I have seen knobs like these in a local shopping mall...for furniture as handles on closet doors or something. Actually thought I could use some for a DIY project...I had no idea it would take me to the next level...snicker!
But, hey, what do I know. | Oh, but those ordinary knobs wouldn't have the C37 acoustic polymer vibro resonance barrier super coating™ now would they?
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#28 | | Lives for gear
Joined: Aug 2006
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Originally Posted by TheTruffleKing | Now, correct me if I am wrong, but guitar manufacturers prefer wood for electric guitar bodies because of why?
Wouldn't you rather have a plastic knob with no resonance or nearly none over a wood knob that has a resonance lower in f?
Better yet, wouldn't you want a knob that is metal, specifically tuned up to a higher frequency, say at 192kHz, so that the vibration is out of the way of the precious audible range?
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#29 | | Guest |
I dunno about the wooden ones, but I put a set of Fender Tweed brown platic kobs on my Digi 002R and at least it is easier to turn tem and get accurate resetting of levels... and it looks much cooler too!
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#30 | | Gear nut
Joined: Oct 2006 Location: Seattle, Wa.
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man, i think I gotta go with PDC on this one. One of my first thought s b4 I scrolled through the responses. Wood resonates
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