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Old 27th May 2006   #31
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Isn't there supposed
To be a reference to the
season in these poems?
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Old 27th May 2006   #32
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ps

My faves so far are
the following ones which have
tickled me somewhat:

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I ran strip silence
I thought it would fix the toms
I hear choppy sh1t

You, sir, cannot sing--
why did you spend the money?
Why did I take it?

All of the samples
Locking goose-stepped to the grid
Where is my soul now?
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Old 27th May 2006   #33
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Quote:
Originally Posted by e-cue
This haiku is wrong
Count your syllables next time
Then repost it right
So it’s five 7 five
I’m such a loser when the flowers blossom
Let me check my phase








p.s help!
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Quote:
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Isn't there supposed
To be a reference to the
season in these poems?

Vocals don't sit right,
They are a little too dry,
Let's try some SPRING 'verb.
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autumnmation can
often be a god-send when
The levels need change

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In the box or out,
It is the summer debate,
Just make your mix great.
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i like smell of tubes


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which preamp is best
for under five hundred bucks
use the search function





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I like this one best
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Old 27th May 2006   #39
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oh yeah, seasons, right

I analyzed them
I studied the waterfalls
Bass traps on the wall
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Old 27th May 2006   #40
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seasons, eh? right then--

Want good guitar tone?
Dime a Super Reverb. Sounds
like Johnny Winter!

(OK, I know haiku shouldn't have enjambments. So sue me!)
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9K mutes

To continue mutes
Press 'M(atch)' then the cut button
Then double click 'P(lay)'
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To continue mutes
Press 'M(atch)' then the cut button
Then double click 'P(lay)'
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Regarding seasons...

No one's mentioned spring reverb...

Don't ya love that 'sproing'...?
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A haiku, my man
Is of 5-7-5
A most simple plan
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You guys are all fukked
WAY too much time on your hands
Go get a real job.....
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Regarding seasons...

No one's mentioned spring reverb...

Don't ya love that 'sproing'...?

see post thirty-five
AlexLakis got there first
yes, I love that 'sproing'
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About my last post...
There should have been smilies there.
Java not working...
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Old 28th May 2006   #51
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Giant Steps was cool..
Divide the octave in 3
Have You Met Miss Jones?




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i am waiting for
the season to record music
just need one more pre . . . .
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How many lead singers does it take?

I'm a lead singer
And I hold up a light bulb;
World revolves around.
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Measure of one's worth
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It's the music made.
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Old 28th May 2006   #56
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"I can't hear myself!"
Put the damn 'phones on your head!
"Hey! That really helps..."


"That sounds like dog poop!"
You're not playing on the beat..
"My time is perfect!!!"


My tracks would sound great,
If I only had more gear.
Great River versus...

"8816 SMOKES!"
COOL! Tell us what it sounds like.
"It wasn't plugged in..."
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Great topic Gearslutz!
Now I only have to post
a better than yours.
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Make it More Milky

Bleed through produces ghost notes

And what Ghost tracks are?

- Walters
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And there's one for the
money, two for the show, three
to get ready now
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Tune it again please
Yes I'm sure your ears are gold
Use the strobe instead
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