Wanna Hit Song? Here Ya Go! (Ebay)

timtoonz · 19th January 2006, 10:51 PM

Sorry if this has been posted already, just came across it myself...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=7383041990

Now if I can just scrape together another 2.4999 million...

(Hope the link works... It's my first attempt at such high falutin' cyber magic!)

Sqye · 19th January 2006, 11:24 PM

JEEEEEZ, only 3 days and 20 hours left - we better JUMP on that suckuh!!!!

Oh, and what exactly are we bidding on??

remo · 20th January 2006, 02:40 AM

I wonder if he ships FedEx or UPS?

DontLetMeDrown · 20th January 2006, 03:11 AM

WTF?

WHERE IS THE BUY IT NOW BUTTON!?!?!

jomo1234 · 20th January 2006, 03:22 AM

Put your bid in now...you don't want to be sniped by the last minute bidding frenzy!!

timtoonz · 20th January 2006, 03:38 AM

Warning to potential bidders: Be sure to read the listing carefully.

You don't want to bid all that cash and wind up with just a PICTURE of the awesome lyrics.

PS. I wonder if, instead of cash, he'll accept payment in the form of 2.5 million dollars worth of PROVEN HIT SONG awesome guitar riffs?

redrue · 20th January 2006, 04:27 AM

The lyric is certainly crappy enough to go to number 1.

Sqye · 20th January 2006, 05:12 AM

All I know is I'm NOT USING PAYPAL to pay for hit song lyrics THIS time. I've already been screwed too many times that way.

DrummerGuy09 · 20th January 2006, 05:15 AM

Hott Damn!! It's only..... 2,500,000 jr. bacon cheese burgers!!!!

Better Jump On It!! ONly 3 Days left!

I wonder if anyone saw that fast food comerical or if everyone is just confused with my little joke.... ;)

Bolt Thrower · 20th January 2006, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valued eBay Advertiser

i dream of you arms

locked around me like a golden charm

feeling you body lying next to mine

seems like the time

just to old you in these arms of mine

Straight from his/her anus to a vaunted pedestal, for all to enjoy. I propose that we each contribute a special haiku, in tribute to that classic prose. I'll go first:

Worst writing ever
Disgrace to humanity
See you all at NAMM

MASSIVE Master · 20th January 2006, 07:49 AM

If it doesn't sell, I wonder if he'll try to sell it at woot.com...

7 Hz · 20th January 2006, 10:28 AM

All I can say is if he's got a blue willie, he's holding on too tight

rickrock305 · 20th January 2006, 02:09 PM

so let me get this straight...he's sellign they lyrics for 2.5 million, but he typed them all out in the ad???

what in the hell? lol

Almost Human · 20th January 2006, 04:55 PM

Gotta love his effort...just imagine those E-Bay fees for a sale!

Some lyrics are..."I dream of you arms"...and "I feel you body next to mine"...and "Just to old you in these arms of mine"...he should at least make his lyrics gramatically correct if he wants someone to pay for them...

Phrygian · 20th January 2006, 05:36 PM

Where's the "Submit Best Offer" ?

**Lindell** · 20th January 2006, 05:51 PM

we should all bid on it just to scare sh.it out the seller, then retract the bids when it's 5 minutes left...hahaha

warhead · 20th January 2006, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lindell

we should all bid on it just to scare sh.it out the seller, then retract the bids when it's 5 minutes left...hahaha

I believe you cannot retract bids with under 12 hours left on auctions now...but that would be fun.

I love how he posts the song in there, maybe he is hoping somebody uses his awesome lyrics by stealing them...he can then prove he wrote them with his time coded eBay auction!

"For the benefit of the court, please explain 'time code'."

"Uh...just because I don't know what it is...doesn't mean I'm LYING."

Quick what movie?

War

Levi · 20th January 2006, 07:11 PM

I think we should submit questions to the guy, such as "So if I bid on this, which I think I'm REALLY leaning that way, how quickly can I get this lyric?" and "Man, this lyric is JUST what I need. I really want to buy it, but I only have 1.75 million available. Would you cancel the auction for 1.75 million now? I really want it!" I'd LOVE to see his replies!

(I know... it's totally evil, but come on... he started it!)

timtoonz · 20th January 2006, 07:50 PM

I would like to know if I can just purchase one golden line. Think of it -- with material like this, Milli Vanilli would still be riding high. Okay, maybe just Milli would.

But a line like "I wake with discouraging*". That's gotta be worth a hundred grand at least... Oops, here I am using material I haven't even PURCHASED yet.

My bad.

*All quoted lyrics are the exclusive property of blue willy. All unauthorized use or reproduction in number one hit songs is expressly prohibited without written permission, and at least a couple million dollars in compensation. Seriously. Otherwise you'll be the one waking with discouraging, my friend.

HypocritePro. · 20th January 2006, 07:55 PM

Oh man! This song is 'surely' multi-platinum! Perhaps we could talk to him about a group buy offer with this and several of his other #1 hits! That way we can spread the wealth, have several different people record it, rehash it, remix it, and all live like kings!
What a ******-ard!

BVB · 22nd January 2006, 08:44 PM

I've asked if there would be a spelling corrector included.

A: :) yes i know. the spell will be corrected. are interested.

Greets

warhead · 23rd January 2006, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warhead

"For the benefit of the court, please explain 'time code'."

"Uh...just because I don't know what it is...doesn't mean I'm LYING."

Quick what movie?

War

Man I thought some hoser here might get that one.

War

Sqye · 23rd January 2006, 05:33 AM

Okay, we give up, War - what is that - like Bill & Ted, or something? Or Austin?

abit · 23rd January 2006, 06:00 AM

just to lay next to you
**** U darling **** U
just..

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19th January 2006, 11:24 PM	#2
Sqye Lives for gear Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: undergound railroad Posts: 5,472	JEEEEEZ, only 3 days and 20 hours left - we better JUMP on that suckuh!!!! Oh, and what exactly are we bidding on?? __________________ Sqye (sky) *wired planet new music CREDITS link directly above ipod player *wired planet *fallen planet "he who is the author of a war lets loose the whole contagion of hell and opens a vein that bleeds a nation to death" .... Thomas Paine

20th January 2006, 03:38 AM	#6
timtoonz Gear maniac Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Mr. & Mississauga Posts: 256	Warning to potential bidders: Be sure to read the listing carefully. You don't want to bid all that cash and wind up with just a PICTURE of the awesome lyrics. PS. I wonder if, instead of cash, he'll accept payment in the form of 2.5 million dollars worth of PROVEN HIT SONG awesome guitar riffs? __________________ "I'll play it and tell you what it is later" Miles

20th January 2006, 04:27 AM	#7
redrue Gear addict Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin/Dallas,Tx Posts: 439	The lyric is certainly crappy enough to go to number 1. __________________ ...DeVotchKa, DeVotchKa, DeVotchKa

20th January 2006, 05:12 AM	#8
Sqye Lives for gear Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: undergound railroad Posts: 5,472	All I know is I'm NOT USING PAYPAL to pay for hit song lyrics THIS time. I've already been screwed too many times that way. __________________ Sqye (sky) *wired planet new music CREDITS link directly above ipod player *wired planet *fallen planet "he who is the author of a war lets loose the whole contagion of hell and opens a vein that bleeds a nation to death" .... Thomas Paine

19th January 2006, 10:51 PM	#1
timtoonz Gear maniac Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Mr. & Mississauga Posts: 256	Wanna Hit Song? Here Ya Go! (Ebay) Sorry if this has been posted already, just came across it myself... http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=7383041990 Now if I can just scrape together another 2.4999 million... (Hope the link works... It's my first attempt at such high falutin' cyber magic!) __________________ "I'll play it and tell you what it is later" Miles

20th January 2006, 02:40 AM	#3
remo Gear addict Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Melbourne Posts: 385	I wonder if he ships FedEx or UPS?

20th January 2006, 03:11 AM	#4
DontLetMeDrown Lives for gear Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Camarillo, CA Posts: 1,127	WTF? WHERE IS THE BUY IT NOW BUTTON!?!?!

20th January 2006, 03:22 AM	#5
jomo1234 Lives for gear Join Date: May 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 968	Put your bid in now...you don't want to be sniped by the last minute bidding frenzy!!

20th January 2006, 05:15 AM	#9
DrummerGuy09 Gear nut Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: CA Posts: 98	Hott Damn!! It's only..... 2,500,000 jr. bacon cheese burgers!!!! Better Jump On It!! ONly 3 Days left! I wonder if anyone saw that fast food comerical or if everyone is just confused with my little joke.... ;)

20th January 2006, 07:49 AM	#11
MASSIVE Master Lives for gear Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Chicago (Schaumburg / Hoffman Est.) IL Posts: 1,441	If it doesn't sell, I wonder if he'll try to sell it at woot.com... __________________ John Scrip - Massive Mastering - www.massivemastering.com Spoon-feed a newb some answer and he'll mix for a day - Get him to think about it and figure it out for himself and he'll mix for a lifetime.

20th January 2006, 10:28 AM	#12
7 Hz Lives for gear Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 900	All I can say is if he's got a blue willie, he's holding on too tight __________________ "You're going to AMPLIFY this crap?!?!?"

20th January 2006, 02:09 PM	#13
rickrock305 Lives for gear Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Miami FL Posts: 5,928	so let me get this straight...he's sellign they lyrics for 2.5 million, but he typed them all out in the ad??? what in the hell? lol

20th January 2006, 04:55 PM	#14
Almost Human Gear addict Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Germantown, MD Posts: 402	Gotta love his effort...just imagine those E-Bay fees for a sale! Some lyrics are..."I dream of you arms"...and "I feel you body next to mine"...and "Just to old you in these arms of mine"...he should at least make his lyrics gramatically correct if he wants someone to pay for them...

20th January 2006, 05:36 PM	#15
Phrygian Gear addict Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sudbury Ontario, Canada Posts: 464	Where's the "Submit Best Offer" ? __________________ backroadsonline.ca

20th January 2006, 05:51 PM	#16
Lindell Moderator Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 1,623	we should all bid on it just to scare sh.it out the seller, then retract the bids when it's 5 minutes left...hahaha __________________ Tobias Lindell Bohus Sound Studios Myspace Lindell

20th January 2006, 07:11 PM	#18
Levi Gear maniac Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Posts: 212	I think we should submit questions to the guy, such as "So if I bid on this, which I think I'm REALLY leaning that way, how quickly can I get this lyric?" and "Man, this lyric is JUST what I need. I really want to buy it, but I only have 1.75 million available. Would you cancel the auction for 1.75 million now? I really want it!" I'd LOVE to see his replies! (I know... it's totally evil, but come on... he started it!)

20th January 2006, 07:50 PM	#19
timtoonz Gear maniac Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Mr. & Mississauga Posts: 256	I would like to know if I can just purchase one golden line. Think of it -- with material like this, Milli Vanilli would still be riding high. Okay, maybe just Milli would. But a line like "I wake with discouraging". That's gotta be worth a hundred grand at least... Oops, here I am using material I haven't even PURCHASED yet. My bad. All quoted lyrics are the exclusive property of blue willy. All unauthorized use or reproduction in number one hit songs is expressly prohibited without written permission, and at least a couple million dollars in compensation. Seriously. Otherwise you'll be the one waking with discouraging, my friend. __________________ "I'll play it and tell you what it is later" Miles

20th January 2006, 07:55 PM	#20
HypocritePro. Gear Head Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 41	Oh man! This song is 'surely' multi-platinum! Perhaps we could talk to him about a group buy offer with this and several of his other #1 hits! That way we can spread the wealth, have several different people record it, rehash it, remix it, and all live like kings! What a ******-ard!

22nd January 2006, 08:44 PM	#21
BVB Gear nut Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Belgium Posts: 108	I've asked if there would be a spelling corrector included. A: :) yes i know. the spell will be corrected. are interested. Greets

23rd January 2006, 05:33 AM	#23
Sqye Lives for gear Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: undergound railroad Posts: 5,472	Okay, we give up, War - what is that - like Bill & Ted, or something? Or Austin? __________________ Sqye (sky) *wired planet new music CREDITS link directly above ipod player *wired planet *fallen planet "he who is the author of a war lets loose the whole contagion of hell and opens a vein that bleeds a nation to death" .... Thomas Paine

23rd January 2006, 06:00 AM	#24
abit Lives for gear Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: NY Posts: 799	just to lay next to you ** U darling ** U just..

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