I love the english translation on this website!

James_Avery · 9th November 2009

Microphone Preamps: ADesigns MP2A PACIFICA, review PreSonus M80, Mindprint 2370008, buy Trident S40, Drawmer 1960, Audient ASP009AESSumo, Focusrite RED 8, TC Electronic

I don't know what they are smoking but this is by far the funniest gear dealer on the net. A few of the funniest lost-in-translation examples...

"It's got the device characteristic scarlet and immature al knobs that users of archetype Trident consoles testament recognise."

"It never overwhelms a caterpillar track by the side of likewise often case."

"Combining 8 fighting tube-shaped structure stages and the low-toned interference and reliableness of substantial say electronics, the Drawmer 1960 provides the terminate verbatim user interface betwixt the go seed and the transcription spiritualist."

"The input transformers, intentional in alignment accompanying distinguished producer Haute, bring home the bacon high-pitched impedance that won't deaden high-frequency peaks."

"Break the waves on the real inch of the young digital epoch by prehension totality the advantages of digital land processing today!"

"How oftentimes in lifetime do you coming upon someone or a person of consequence that no unitary has anything uncollectible to saying astir? We haven't met that someone in time, end the a person of consequence is the A Designs Audio Pacifica solid state, dual-channel preamp."

namsabnek · 9th November 2009

Now that is funny!!!!!!

Nolet · 9th November 2009

Rule 1 when recording: Never overwhelm caterpillar tracks!

warhead · 9th November 2009

Nice.

War

Topgear · 9th November 2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by James_Avery

Microphone Preamps: ADesigns MP2A PACIFICA, review PreSonus M80, Mindprint 2370008, buy Trident S40, Drawmer 1960, Audient ASP009AESSumo, Focusrite RED 8, TC Electronic

"It's got the device characteristic scarlet and immature al knobs that users of archetype Trident consoles testament recognise."

The knobs are designed by the legendary engineer "Immature Al". Cool, his designs are the best!

surflounge · 9th November 2009

it's Dutch translation
company is located in Moergestel Netherlands

Rooster21 · 10th November 2009

Thats pretty funny, I didn't think it was possible to mess up that much. Seriously, someone should help them out.

Dean Roddey · 10th November 2009

In times infusion distort upon blanche canvas mote, and cycle thereon by intense unnatural syntax. High chuckle by visual ingestion.

KevWind · 10th November 2009

Gotta be a Dutch to English voice recognition and translation typing, combo software package.
I tried one in just English a few years back and it printed pretty much the verbiage . After three full weeks of trying to help it learn I finally went on a swearing tirade !! it pretty much self destructed an locked up, then I helped it pass on

imaginaryday · 10th November 2009

it looks like they used google translator.

IonicBreed · 10th November 2009

"bring home the bacon high-pitched impedance that won't deaden high-frequency peaks."

Indeed. Bringing home the bacon impedance WILL NOT deaden Hi Freq peaks.

I saw it in a digidesign manual....somewhere...

Resis · 10th November 2009

9th November 2009	#1
James_Avery Gear maniac Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Ireland Posts: 260 Thread Starter	I love the english translation on this website! Microphone Preamps: ADesigns MP2A PACIFICA, review PreSonus M80, Mindprint 2370008, buy Trident S40, Drawmer 1960, Audient ASP009AESSumo, Focusrite RED 8, TC Electronic I don't know what they are smoking but this is by far the funniest gear dealer on the net. A few of the funniest lost-in-translation examples... "It's got the device characteristic scarlet and immature al knobs that users of archetype Trident consoles testament recognise." "It never overwhelms a caterpillar track by the side of likewise often case." "Combining 8 fighting tube-shaped structure stages and the low-toned interference and reliableness of substantial say electronics, the Drawmer 1960 provides the terminate verbatim user interface betwixt the go seed and the transcription spiritualist." "The input transformers, intentional in alignment accompanying distinguished producer Haute, bring home the bacon high-pitched impedance that won't deaden high-frequency peaks." "Break the waves on the real inch of the young digital epoch by prehension totality the advantages of digital land processing today!" "How oftentimes in lifetime do you coming upon someone or a person of consequence that no unitary has anything uncollectible to saying astir? We haven't met that someone in time, end the a person of consequence is the A Designs Audio Pacifica solid state, dual-channel preamp."

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Rooster21 Gear Head Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Montreal, QC. Posts: 69	Thats pretty funny, I didn't think it was possible to mess up that much. Seriously, someone should help them out. __________________ Why would I when I could be mixing? Giancarlo Da Soghe Assistant Engineer @ Planet Studios http://www.planetstudios.ca/

10th November 2009	#8
Dean Roddey Gear Guru Join Date: May 2008 Location: Mountain View, CA Posts: 10,903 2 Reviews written	In times infusion distort upon blanche canvas mote, and cycle thereon by intense unnatural syntax. High chuckle by visual ingestion. __________________ Dean Roddey Chairman/CTO Charmed Quark Systems, Ltd www.charmedquark.com Be a control freak!

10th November 2009	#9
KevWind Lives for gear Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wyoming .. The Rim Posts: 1,377	Gotta be a Dutch to English voice recognition and translation typing, combo software package. I tried one in just English a few years back and it printed pretty much the verbiage . After three full weeks of trying to help it learn I finally went on a swearing tirade !! it pretty much self destructed an locked up, then I helped it pass on __________________ "Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding." Albert Einstein "Enjoy the Journey" Kev WindWeaver Music. http://www.myspace.com/kevinlroche

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IonicBreed Gear maniac Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 185	"bring home the bacon high-pitched impedance that won't deaden high-frequency peaks." Indeed. Bringing home the bacon impedance WILL NOT deaden Hi Freq peaks. I saw it in a digidesign manual....somewhere... __________________ "With out music life would have been a mistake." -Nietzsche http://ionicbreed.tumblr.com/

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namsabnek Gear nut Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: san miguel de allende, mexico Posts: 94	Now that is funny!!!!!!

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Nolet Lives for gear Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 739	Rule 1 when recording: Never overwhelm caterpillar tracks!

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warhead Jai guru deva om Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: South Carolina Posts: 11,906	Nice. War

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surflounge Lives for gear Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Cayucos California Posts: 1,234	it's Dutch translation company is located in Moergestel Netherlands

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imaginaryday Lives for gear Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 929	it looks like they used google translator.

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