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9th November 2009, 02:11 PM
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| Gear maniac Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Ireland
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| I love the english translation on this website! Microphone Preamps: ADesigns MP2A PACIFICA, review PreSonus M80, Mindprint 2370008, buy Trident S40, Drawmer 1960, Audient ASP009AESSumo, Focusrite RED 8, TC Electronic I don't know what they are smoking but this is by far the funniest gear dealer on the net. A few of the funniest lost-in-translation examples... "It's got the device characteristic scarlet and immature al knobs that users of archetype Trident consoles testament recognise." "It never overwhelms a caterpillar track by the side of likewise often case." "Combining 8 fighting tube-shaped structure stages and the low-toned interference and reliableness of substantial say electronics, the Drawmer 1960 provides the terminate verbatim user interface betwixt the go seed and the transcription spiritualist." "The input transformers, intentional in alignment accompanying distinguished producer Haute, bring home the bacon high-pitched impedance that won't deaden high-frequency peaks." "Break the waves on the real inch of the young digital epoch by prehension totality the advantages of digital land processing today!" "How oftentimes in lifetime do you coming upon someone or a person of consequence that no unitary has anything uncollectible to saying astir? We haven't met that someone in time, end the a person of consequence is the A Designs Audio Pacifica solid state, dual-channel preamp."  |
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9th November 2009, 03:47 PM
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| Gear Head Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: san miguel de allende, mexico
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| Now that is funny!!!!!! |
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9th November 2009, 03:55 PM
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| Lives for gear  Join Date: Jul 2007
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| Rule 1 when recording: Never overwhelm caterpillar tracks! |
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9th November 2009, 04:46 PM
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| Jai guru deva om  Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: South Carolina
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| Nice. War
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9th November 2009, 04:46 PM
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9th November 2009, 10:57 PM
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| Lives for gear  Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Cayucos California
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| it's Dutch translation company is located in Moergestel Netherlands
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10th November 2009, 02:51 AM
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| Gear Head  Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Montreal, QC.
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| Thats pretty funny, I didn't think it was possible to mess up that much. Seriously, someone should help them out. |
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10th November 2009, 03:29 AM
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| Lives for gear Join Date: May 2008 Location: Mountain View, CA
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| In times infusion distort upon blanche canvas mote, and cycle thereon by intense unnatural syntax. High chuckle by visual ingestion.
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10th November 2009, 04:09 AM
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| Lives for gear  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wyoming .. The Rim
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| Gotta be a Dutch to English voice recognition and translation typing, combo software package. I tried one in just English a few years back and it printed pretty much the verbiage . After three full weeks of trying to help it learn I finally went on a swearing tirade !! it pretty much self destructed an locked up, then I helped it pass on 
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10th November 2009, 04:56 AM
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| Gear maniac  Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Washington, DC
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| it looks like they used google translator.
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10th November 2009, 05:35 AM
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| Gear nut  Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: birmingham, Al
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| "bring home the bacon high-pitched impedance that won't deaden high-frequency peaks." Indeed. Bringing home the bacon impedance WILL NOT deaden Hi Freq peaks. I saw it in a digidesign manual....somewhere...
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10th November 2009, 08:34 AM
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| Gear Head  Join Date: Nov 2009
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This sounds like an understatement to me.
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