If you were a piece of gear what would you be and why?!

Spock480A · 6th September 2007

Come on... you know everyone's thought about it

HIGHENDONLY · 6th September 2007

A hamster with a gearslutz account

Slaytex · 6th September 2007

A patch cable...

Because I'd get to slam into tight holes on a regular basis!

warhead · 6th September 2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slaytex

A patch cable...

Because I'd get to slam into tight holes on a regular basis!

(in my best Jerry Seinfeld): Not that there's anything wrong with being the patchbay!

War

**Reptil** · 6th September 2007

phase shifter. (like the IBP)

timtoonz · 6th September 2007

I'd be a brickwall limiter. There's only so much I can take.

Slaytex · 6th September 2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by warhead

(in my best Jerry Seinfeld): Not that there's anything wrong with being the patchbay!

War

Hahaha... Sick!

mcollinge · 6th September 2007

I'd be a compressor cuz I love slammin. also pumping.

mikeg · 6th September 2007

Depends on the day and what I'm doing;

If a certain young lady singer is coming in I want to be the microphone.

If a certain producer is coming in I want to be Pro Tools, so I can mess with him big time, for payback.

AllAboutTone · 6th September 2007

I would want to be a Avalon 737 compressor, I like is soft with a slow attack, only problem if it was a real engineer doing me, i would get tossed for being slack, maybe it would be a dumb blonde using me instead !!!

slick0 · 6th September 2007

A mic stand... Always screwing into pretty looking things all the time!

Rick Sutton · 6th September 2007

Gates Sta Level

Old and slow but still useful in the right circumstance.

Kristofferboeegh · 6th September 2007

"You're pissing me off, you ****ing... ****ing... V-amp!"

Glenn Kuras · 6th September 2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slaytex

A patch cable...

Because I'd get to slam into tight holes on a regular basis!

DUDE how the hell do you top that? I just spit my coffie up.

Glenn

Slaytex · 6th September 2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by myfipie

DUDE how the hell do you top that? I just spit my coffie up.

Glenn

Glad I did something right today!

Jules · 6th September 2007

Fairchild limiter

never have to do very much

but when called to

do it better than anything else around

Glenn Kuras · 6th September 2007

I would be a computer. At any moment if I was tired I would just CRASH.

Glenn

diamondjim · 6th September 2007

My wife would be the powered near-field monitors, while I am the condensor mic plugged into a Safe Sounds P1 with phantom power turned off!

"...no more preamps for you, gearboy!"

Long_Shaded_Eye · 6th September 2007

A Ring Modulator ... cause you never know what is going to happend and when I gonna be apathic and then become furious / happy / crazy ....

Dan · 6th September 2007

I'd be a U47. Everything I hear gets a little distorted, but that's ok.

sahiaman · 6th September 2007

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?

filthyrich · 6th September 2007

I'd be an FMR RNC.

-I'm not that great looking.
-I'm not useful for everything.
-I'm not great.
-I'm great for the money.

triton · 6th September 2007

An organic piece of gear ... a live sound dude, cos u hv to deal with and satisfy alot of c u n t s simultaneously and get paid for it

Seamus TM · 7th September 2007

I would be that broken piece of shit that you keep in the back room.
The thing that you say that you are going to fix and bring into the control room some day, and when you do... it'll be amazing... but until then, I'm just a broken piece of shit in the back room.

...or a mop.

allencollins · 7th September 2007

I would be a 'Direct' box of course.

Watersound · 7th September 2007

A Big Muff

daillman · 7th September 2007

a pacifica cause then i would be the $hit!!fuuck

daillman · 7th September 2007

no wait the mic for the female vocalist,so i could stay close to that mouth!

Midiguy · 7th September 2007

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Originally Posted by daillman

no wait the mic for the female vocalist,so i could stay close to that mouth!

I'd rather be the stool she sits on

Daddy No · 7th September 2007

a tape echo

(ie I'd be what you all said, only slightly duller)

:J

that reminds me i must phone the tech who's had mine for the last year!!!

6th September 2007	#1
Spock480A Gear interested Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 1 Thread Starter	If you were a piece of gear what would you be and why?! Come on... you know everyone's thought about it

6th September 2007	#3
Slaytex Lives for gear Joined: Jul 2004 Location: Charlotte Posts: 1,034	A patch cable... Because I'd get to slam into tight holes on a regular basis! __________________ Clayton Yunt Full Volume Sound Full Volume Sound

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timtoonz Lives for gear Joined: Sep 2003 Location: Mr. & Mississauga Posts: 632	I'd be a brickwall limiter. There's only so much I can take. __________________ "I'll play it and tell you what it is later" Miles

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AllAboutTone Gear Guru Joined: Nov 2005 Location: S.Carolina Posts: 11,480	I would want to be a Avalon 737 compressor, I like is soft with a slow attack, only problem if it was a real engineer doing me, i would get tossed for being slack, maybe it would be a dumb blonde using me instead !!! __________________ *Don't Fuk with my Tone !!!. I need a spell check app Harrison~ API~ Dan Alexander~ Fuchs~ John Hardy~ JLM~ Urei/UA Fuchs Amps = Amazing Tone !!**

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Jules Gearslutz.com admin Joined: Apr 2002 Location: A Yank in London, UK Posts: 17,808 1 Review written	Fairchild limiter never have to do very much but when called to do it better than anything else around __________________ Jules Add your reviews to the new reviews area! Gearslutz on Facebook Follow my GS picks on Twitter

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HIGHENDONLY Lives for gear Joined: Jan 2007 Location: Middlebury CT Posts: 824	A hamster with a gearslutz account

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Reptil Moderator Joined: Dec 2004 Location: in a low orbit Posts: 19,390 1 Review written	phase shifter. (like the IBP)

6th September 2007	#8
mcollinge Gear nut Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 133	I'd be a compressor cuz I love slammin. also pumping.

6th September 2007	#9
mikeg Gear nut Joined: Mar 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts: 115	Depends on the day and what I'm doing; If a certain young lady singer is coming in I want to be the microphone. If a certain producer is coming in I want to be Pro Tools, so I can mess with him big time, for payback.

6th September 2007	#11
slick0 Gear maniac Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 243	A mic stand... Always screwing into pretty looking things all the time!

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Rick Sutton Lives for gear Joined: Feb 2003 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,058	Gates Sta Level Old and slow but still useful in the right circumstance.

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Kristofferboeegh Gear interested Joined: Jul 2007 Location: Denmark Posts: 16	"You're pissing me off, you **ing... **ing... V-amp!"

6th September 2007	#17
Glenn Kuras Gear Guru Joined: Jul 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 12,006	I would be a computer. At any moment if I was tired I would just CRASH. Glenn

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diamondjim Lives for gear Joined: Feb 2006 Location: Baja Arizona Posts: 791 2 Reviews written	My wife would be the powered near-field monitors, while I am the condensor mic plugged into a Safe Sounds P1 with phantom power turned off! "...no more preamps for you, gearboy!" __________________ Into action, everybody sprang, and the oil drums were beating out, doolang, doolang - Coma Girl, Joe Strummer A bad movie in 3D is still a bad movie. -wifey Jim Hewitt Barn Jazz Music Productions www.barnjazz.com

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Long_Shaded_Eye Gear maniac Joined: Mar 2006 Posts: 247	A Ring Modulator ... cause you never know what is going to happend and when I gonna be apathic and then become furious / happy / crazy ....

7th September 2007	#25
allencollins 3 + infractions, forum membership suspended. Joined: Oct 2004 Location: Rosedale Cemetery Singing Beach, MA Posts: 4,873	I would be a 'Direct' box of course.

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Dan Lives for gear Joined: Mar 2004 Location: Dallas Posts: 1,656	I'd be a U47. Everything I hear gets a little distorted, but that's ok. __________________ Rent some gear in Dallas! Stay classy, planet Earth.

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sahiaman Lives for gear Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,353	If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?

6th September 2007	#22
filthyrich Lives for gear Joined: Apr 2006 Location: Richmond, VA Posts: 854	RNC I'd be an FMR RNC. -I'm not that great looking. -I'm not useful for everything. -I'm not great. -I'm great for the money. __________________ Are those real Neves, Claire? I bet they are.

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triton Gear interested Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 14	An organic piece of gear ... a live sound dude, cos u hv to deal with and satisfy alot of c u n t s simultaneously and get paid for it __________________ The Beauty of Tubes is their imperfection as it stands out within Analog or Digital perfection.

7th September 2007	#24
Seamus TM Lives for gear Joined: Aug 2004 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,607	I would be that broken piece of shit that you keep in the back room. The thing that you say that you are going to fix and bring into the control room some day, and when you do... it'll be amazing... but until then, I'm just a broken piece of shit in the back room. ...or a mop. __________________ Seamus Upstate New York

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Watersound Lives for gear Joined: Jan 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 672	A Big Muff

7th September 2007	#27
daillman Gear addict Joined: Jan 2007 Location: bartow florida Posts: 468	a pacifica cause then i would be the $hit!!fuuck

7th September 2007	#30
Daddy No Gear maniac Joined: Jan 2006 Location: london Posts: 161	a tape echo (ie I'd be what you all said, only slightly duller) :J that reminds me i must phone the tech who's had mine for the last year!!!

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