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Old 26th July 2007   #1
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GEAR NOT YET BUILT 3.0 ....

okay : ...today i talked to my teachers at "sae in hamburg".
These idiots dont understand what i meaning too!
They said that, a multiband-comp with keyin per band, or a deesser is the same! THEY DONT GET IT AT ALL!!!!!

why cant noone accept that i am an great inventor?????

My frequency-selektive-ducker (F.S.D.) is a great think!
I already wrote an email to rupert neve designs about making business.
I bet when they build my FSD gear, they sell in millions!!!!!!!!!!thumbsup


I have even another invention! I am even more proud of this!
A D.A.F. (dynamic-auto-fader)
Imagine!! lets say you have a tune, that goes smaller in volum,
BUT WHEN THE tune stops in the song the sample will fully go down in its range ! FADE OUT AUTOMATICALLY!!!!!!!
know what mean ? Now hows this????

I bet everyone needs such a thing!!!

Thanx guys, now support me and comment my inventions. I will soon post mp3-samples. Then you all will SEE!!

***he he..**** Guys keep it coming...
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Old 26th July 2007   #2
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Nurse!!!!!
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Old 26th July 2007   #3
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oh oh oh

@...patrox or @...lightleybiter or whoever made the effort to make THIS !!!

I´m sorry you guys !! i can only imagine how hard it must suck to be you !
......but having no penis or balls is not that important after all !!!

...you can still be manly on internet !

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Walters?
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Zaza maybe?
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I have even another invention! I am even more proud of this!
A D.A.F. (dynamic-auto-fader)
Imagine!! lets say you have a tune, that goes smaller in volum,
BUT WHEN THE tune stops in the song the sample will fully go down in its range ! FADE OUT AUTOMATICALLY!!!!!!!
Sorry, I've already done this. I call it 'Gate' :D

Please pay me all your royalties kthx
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Nifti,

When you invent a box that automatically puts two zeros to the left of the decimal point

on my client's checks, I'll dust my wallet off fer ya.

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Old 27th July 2007   #9
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I have this new invention called the "Snapper" You see, you can turn the lights on in your house by snapping. Pretty cool huh?
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How 'bout "The Herman Miller Jacuzzi chair" for those looooong mix sessions. And if you act now... you'll get the special liner that turns it into an ultrasonic bath for when you spill the Krystal into your console.....

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That's good but...

I prefer the Herman Miller colonic chair. For that ultra clean sound.

Makes the mixes go
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