Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock

Trancetones · 6th March 2007, 01:00 AM

Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...ge_guitar_riff

My favorite lines from the article:

"Citizens of Rock, we refuse to stand idly by any longer," ZZ Top founder and Protectorate High Elder Billy Gibbons said. "When a puss like James Blunt is allowed to rule the airwaves, we must respond by exposing this monster riff, and blowing minds into the stratosphere."

"May God have mercy on our souls for what we are going to set loose upon the world," proclaimed Queen guitarist Brian May, dressed in druidic robes and bathed in the rising blue smoke of a nearby fog machine. "Will it save rock or destroy mankind? We have no way of knowing—yet we have no other choice."

Blast9 · 6th March 2007, 01:29 AM

...And may he have god's tuner to help him in his quest

octatonic · 6th March 2007, 02:26 AM

When you play James Blunt backwards... it sounds.......... better.

Sui_City · 6th March 2007, 06:36 AM

The missing paragraph:

"The Atlantic Records group is already preparing a lawsuit against all who would listen to the track.

A source was quoted as saying: "Unfortunately, DRM did not exist in those days. So we are woried that this riff will be heard without us getting our fair share of the money. We have also invested huge amounts of money in artists like Bloc Party, and James Blunt. And we would hate for them to be revealed as the lame artists.... I mean pathetic corporate puppets...I mean we would hate for them to be unfairly painted as "not-rocking". They are in fat as rocking as Kenny Loggins."

Blast9 · 6th March 2007, 12:41 PM

My copy actually says, Kenny Rogers --- Is it an eBay fake?

Shandy · 6th March 2007, 01:26 PM

Thanks God... it's time somebody did something.

Sui_City · 6th March 2007, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blast9

My copy actually says, Kenny Rogers --- Is it an eBay fake?

"Yacht Rock", dude.

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6th March 2007, 01:00 AM	#1
Trancetones Gear maniac Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Santa Barbara Posts: 201	Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll http://www.theonion.com/content/news...ge_guitar_riff My favorite lines from the article: "Citizens of Rock, we refuse to stand idly by any longer," ZZ Top founder and Protectorate High Elder Billy Gibbons said. "When a puss like James Blunt is allowed to rule the airwaves, we must respond by exposing this monster riff, and blowing minds into the stratosphere." "May God have mercy on our souls for what we are going to set loose upon the world," proclaimed Queen guitarist Brian May, dressed in druidic robes and bathed in the rising blue smoke of a nearby fog machine. "Will it save rock or destroy mankind? We have no way of knowing—yet we have no other choice." __________________ Shooting Star Productions - The Sound Lab - Santa Barbara, California, USA ~Siderius Nuncius~

6th March 2007, 01:29 AM	#2
Blast9 Lives for gear Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: London Posts: 2,742	...And may he have god's tuner to help him in his quest __________________ :: my band is called protoangel My guitars: Atkin OM (sitka spruce top walnut back: sweet mids):: Atkin Small Jumbo (cedar top, rosewood back: big bottom, sparkly top):: Jap Tele with fat frets (rude and fat):: . My amps: 1973 Hiwatt DR504::Framus Dragon ... Latest purchases Kel Audio HM-2d TC Electronic Nova System, Chameleon Labs 7602 Digi 002 + PTLE, Addictive Drums

6th March 2007, 02:26 AM	#3
octatonic Lives for gear Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: London Posts: 4,773	When you play James Blunt backwards... it sounds.......... better. __________________ Regards, Jim Richmond "I don't go to mythical places with strange men." Douglas Adams

6th March 2007, 12:41 PM	#5
Blast9 Lives for gear Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: London Posts: 2,742	My copy actually says, Kenny Rogers --- Is it an eBay fake? __________________ :: my band is called protoangel My guitars: Atkin OM (sitka spruce top walnut back: sweet mids):: Atkin Small Jumbo (cedar top, rosewood back: big bottom, sparkly top):: Jap Tele with fat frets (rude and fat):: . My amps: 1973 Hiwatt DR504::Framus Dragon ... Latest purchases Kel Audio HM-2d TC Electronic Nova System, Chameleon Labs 7602 Digi 002 + PTLE, Addictive Drums

6th March 2007, 06:36 AM	#4
Sui_City Lives for gear Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: South of South Posts: 725	The missing paragraph: "The Atlantic Records group is already preparing a lawsuit against all who would listen to the track. A source was quoted as saying: "Unfortunately, DRM did not exist in those days. So we are woried that this riff will be heard without us getting our fair share of the money. We have also invested huge amounts of money in artists like Bloc Party, and James Blunt. And we would hate for them to be revealed as the lame artists.... I mean pathetic corporate puppets...I mean we would hate for them to be unfairly painted as "not-rocking". They are in fat as rocking as Kenny Loggins."

6th March 2007, 01:26 PM	#6
Shandy Gear maniac Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Burlington, CT Posts: 222	Thanks God... it's time somebody did something. __________________ Shandy Lawson Media Park Studios

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