Dave, let's straighten out the perspective here...
First, the times I was an FOH guest, the dudes had already been conquered.
Second, I purloined my avatar from www.wickedtemptations.com
, my favorite slutty clothing site. As for "anything like it," as a matter of fact, I'm very curvy, but I lack the silicone, and could use some exercise to drop a few (just
a few) pounds. The tone is there, though, underneath all my good cookin'...but not too far from the surface. Overheard from the Peanut Gallery: Tee-hee-hee, the girl says she's got tone!
And last but not least, you live in a beautiful city. When I was there it seemed so unselfconsciously relaxed and confident, just like a distinguished old southern gentleman at a family reunion. It made me crave a cold glass of lemonade, I swear it. I love the whole state of Tennesee, it's mellowness, and those Smoky Mountains look to me like Heaven on Earth. Maybe one day I'll live there...I would dwell as the morning mist in the tranquil valleys delineating those grand and sparkling charcoal palisades, upsetting nothing and enveloping everything; as vital and as real a part of nature as any singing bird or time-worn river rock...
:::from deep within, a profound and wistful sigh escapes her lips, and indeed her very being