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20th March 2008
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| Gear nut Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 95
Thread Starter | Somebody sh**ed on my MPC3000 Yo, just left the MPC 3000 overnight in the studio, and came back and it is covered in sh**. Seriously somebody (who obviously was high or drunk) wiped some sh** on my MPC, what can I do? Can I wipe it down with a wet towel without damaging the electronics. Damn, if I had a gun, I'll shoot the punk that sh**ed on the MPC. 
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21st March 2008
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| Gear maniac Join Date: Aug 2007
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| you could probably sue the studio..but this deserves some serious action |
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21st March 2008
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| Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007
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| Im sure there's some pro-doosa who would pay heaps for that mod  |
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21st March 2008
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| Gear addict  Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Louisville, KY
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| Is it seriously poo, or did someone spill coke on it or something? Unfortunately if a beverage was spilled on it, it might be ****ed already. 
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21st March 2008
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| Lives for gear  Join Date: Nov 2007
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| Your beats will be the shit.  |
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21st March 2008
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| Gear nut  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Den Haag
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|  Thread of the day. Tea came flying out of my nose when I read read this. |
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21st March 2008
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| Gear addict  Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Austria
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| Can you make a pic of it? It's too funny to believe this!....lol (Sorry i feel with you if the story is ture but currently I'm...  ) |
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21st March 2008
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| Lives for gear  Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: san jose, califas
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| damn that's rough....someone actually dropped one on your mpc? was it originally solid or liquid form? least they didn't do this >>> dfegad |
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21st March 2008
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| Gear Head Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: NYC
Posts: 51
| all u guys are killin me with the jokes. I think someone doesn't like you and thats why they put it on your mpc. who has shit in their hands in the studio? it was deliberate. you have to be very very high to walk around with shit on yourself. |
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21st March 2008
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| Gear maniac  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: War-Town, Ma
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21st March 2008
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| Lives for gear  | Perhaps he was going for a "Brown tone" |
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21st March 2008
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| Gear nut Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 111
| Sounds like someone strained too hard while making a beat. |
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21st March 2008
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| Lives for gear  Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: NJ
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| u guys r mad funny but damn that suxs bro |
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21st March 2008
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| Gear addict  Join Date: May 2006 Location: VA
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| I guess we are about to prove the "polish a turd" theory... Seriously, if it wasnt a liquid like coke, a warm cloth should suffice.
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21st March 2008
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| Gear nut Join Date: Dec 2006
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You know, when you are tapping out some beats, you going to release the doo-doo smells stuck under the pads. Plus, your fingers gonna stink. So you cain't eat snacks no more when you making beats | |
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21st March 2008
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| Lives for gear  Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 2,369
  | this thread is hilarious... yo but for reel that sux man u should never let assclowns into ur production area. Specify a couch/tv area for tag-alongs and entourages. But in general, who wants these people around anyway? They inhibit the creative environment. |
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21st March 2008
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| Lives for gear Join Date: Oct 2007
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| while were on the subject...when I was 13 some punk borrowed my guitar and brought it back absolutely reeking of fish and no matter how much I washed it it wouldnt come off. He claimed he ate a lot of lox and didnt wash his hands, but I beleive he used it for other purposes lol... |
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21st March 2008
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| Lives for gear  Join Date: Oct 2007
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Like my man says don't sweet that shit, just get some anti freeze
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21st March 2008
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| Gear Head  Join Date: Jan 2005
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| did you try tasting it? it might have just been a melted baby ruth. |
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21st March 2008
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| Gear addict  Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 313
| You can't be serious? That is atrocious man. How can anyone get away with that in someones studio? Is there a cat or dog in the studio? I've heard stories of cats that have pissed on gear in studios & have experienced the wrath of a pissed off cat as well. Though luckily not with my gear. I can't fathom someone put poo on your MPC. Anyhow, if you are for real, I'd immediately disassemble the 3000. Make sure nothing spilled/leaked inside. Problem with just wiping it off is if there is crap (literally?) on or near buttons/pads, wiping will quite possibly push/wedge the crap in between the buttons/pads making it even harder to clean. Remove the top cover, pads sensor, pads, keypad assemblies, the whole 9, so you can wash down the top frame. Its actually not that complicated, getting the top cover off is probably the most confusing part for most. If you're cautious, you can do it with minimal risk, and again it's not that hard if you are just slightly technically inclined.. Just label & keep notes for everything u unscrew/disassemble, take photos of your progress so you can retrace when re-assembling. If not, then I'd ship it off to a service shop asap & let them deal with it. Then... Give the bill to whoever owns the spot or did the dookie move on you. But really man, thats not cool. |
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21st March 2008
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| Gear Head  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Olympia, Washington
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| I have had a few questionable "stains" appear on my mpc from time to time. I always clean it off woth a q tip that is barely dipped in rubbing alchohol . |
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21st March 2008
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| Lives for gear  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: ATL / Zone 3 / West End
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seriously tho... someone doesnt like you. people just dont shit on classic gear. sorry. you fukt somebody's girl lol | |
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21st March 2008
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| Gear maniac  Join Date: Mar 2008
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| send it to bruce forat. he's a good repair man. and sue the studio. |
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21st March 2008
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| Lives for gear Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 4,803
| Maybe they thought your beats werent shit so they left you some. Or maybe they were jealous you had an MP3k and they said "that aint shit" And they wanted to show u what shit was. Or maybe it's the new jiggy style "Gettin shitty with it."
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21st March 2008
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| Lives for gear Join Date: Nov 2007
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21st March 2008
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| Gear nut  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London, UK
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| personally I'd track down the person(s) responsible via the CCTV in the studio and make the kind of example you only need to do once.... |
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21st March 2008
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| Gear interested Join Date: Mar 2008
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| are you serious man thats nasty - you should hunt them down, I would. |
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21st March 2008
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| Lives for gear  Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Hamburg
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| We really need pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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21st March 2008
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| Lives for gear  Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Beezers' Nook
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| i believe you mean somebody shat on your MPC |
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