BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP THE ALMIGHTY DAVE DERR

faeflora · 1st May 2003, 01:41 AM

ALL HAIL THE MASTER!

Whenever a track, sounds like it's wanking,

the distressor i have, it gives a mean spanking.

If a sound is limp and is gooshy,

ratio 6:1 will make it go smooshy.

if a noise has way too much fluff

the distressor will save! the distressor will CRUSH.

Amen. Thank you for such an asswhuppy compressor.

Dave Derr · 1st May 2003, 05:21 AM

LOL (Laughing!)

That cracked me up, FAE, and made me smile within 10 secs of registering. Thanks!

Now Im wondering if I know you? You're not a past GF or anything are ya?

Thanks to you and Jules for the HELLO and opportunity to get stuff off my chest, here on Gearslutz.

Im sure I will get myself in trouble on here, one way or the other but hey, "Id rather regret the things I do, than the things I didn't do." Don't take anything I say on here serious.

Thanks again for the nice welcome.

DAVE DERR

P.S. AND JULES, THANKS FOR YOUR PATIENCE!

Fuzzy Logic · 1st May 2003, 08:17 AM

welcome. looking forward to your thoughts.

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1st May 2003, 01:41 AM	#1
faeflora Lives for gear Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: washington dc Posts: 2,010	BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP THE ALMIGHTY DAVE DERR ALL HAIL THE MASTER! Whenever a track, sounds like it's wanking, the distressor i have, it gives a mean spanking. If a sound is limp and is gooshy, ratio 6:1 will make it go smooshy. if a noise has way too much fluff the distressor will save! the distressor will CRUSH. Amen. Thank you for such an asswhuppy compressor.

1st May 2003, 05:21 AM	#2
Dave Derr The Distressor's "daddy" Join Date: May 2003 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 444	LOL (Laughing!) That cracked me up, FAE, and made me smile within 10 secs of registering. Thanks! Now Im wondering if I know you? You're not a past GF or anything are ya? Thanks to you and Jules for the HELLO and opportunity to get stuff off my chest, here on Gearslutz. Im sure I will get myself in trouble on here, one way or the other but hey, "Id rather regret the things I do, than the things I didn't do." Don't take anything I say on here serious. Thanks again for the nice welcome. DAVE DERR P.S. AND JULES, THANKS FOR YOUR PATIENCE! __________________ Dave Derr

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1st May 2003, 08:17 AM	#3
Fuzzy Logic Gear nut Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 128	welcome. looking forward to your thoughts.