Zeta Cylon's new Anthropomorphizinationalizer

BrianT · 11th June 2006, 03:16 PM

Sorry, just screwin' around. The names of some of the new companies and products are just getting pompously out of hand, IMHO, so I thought I would dive in myself.

Lemme see, what would an Anthropomorphizinationalizer do? Hmmmmm.

I think it would make everything sound slightly more "human", but on a grand, yet subtle scale. Yeah, that's it. It makes stuff sound more human, kind of. But the effect is best noticed when there are a bunch of cool looking candles burning in the room, and at least a couple of lava lamps seem to heighten the effect, depending on gender and orientation.

Anybody wanna buy one, because I think it will go into production somewhere in between 1 week and this decade. And it will probably cost about $1000, until unanticipated product changes and production costs increase the price to about the equal of the national debt of Latvia.

And "Zeta Cylon" just sounds so cool and modern in a retro sci-fi way. I think all of Zeta Cylon's products will have a red LED that pans left and right acroos the front, too. That should sell a bunch of 'em, eh?

Orders, anyone?

Rob King · 11th June 2006, 04:18 PM

I thought this was a post on a new Roger Nichols plugin. :)

Rob

bobmaus · 11th June 2006, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob King

I thought this was a post on a new Roger Nichols plugin. :)

Rob

LMAO, so true, in fact it may become a new RN plug name, better trademark it!!! lol

max cooper · 11th June 2006, 05:47 PM

I clicked on this thread because I was gonna buy whatever it was just because of the name.

Seriously.

BrianT · 11th June 2006, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by max cooper

I clicked on this thread because I was gonna buy whatever it was just because of the name.

Seriously.

Sounds like I might have a future in marketing

Killahurts · 11th June 2006, 07:22 PM

How much will you charge anually for the ZUP?

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11th June 2006, 03:16 PM	#1
BrianT Lives for gear Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Nashville Posts: 1,666	Zeta Cylon's new Anthropomorphizinationalizer Sorry, just screwin' around. The names of some of the new companies and products are just getting pompously out of hand, IMHO, so I thought I would dive in myself. Lemme see, what would an Anthropomorphizinationalizer do? Hmmmmm. I think it would make everything sound slightly more "human", but on a grand, yet subtle scale. Yeah, that's it. It makes stuff sound more human, kind of. But the effect is best noticed when there are a bunch of cool looking candles burning in the room, and at least a couple of lava lamps seem to heighten the effect, depending on gender and orientation. Anybody wanna buy one, because I think it will go into production somewhere in between 1 week and this decade. And it will probably cost about $1000, until unanticipated product changes and production costs increase the price to about the equal of the national debt of Latvia. And "Zeta Cylon" just sounds so cool and modern in a retro sci-fi way. I think all of Zeta Cylon's products will have a red LED that pans left and right acroos the front, too. That should sell a bunch of 'em, eh? Orders, anyone? __________________ Regards, Brian T

11th June 2006, 04:18 PM	#2
Rob King Lives for gear Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Sherman Oaks Posts: 756	I thought this was a post on a new Roger Nichols plugin. :) Rob __________________ Rob King Green Street Studios http://www.greenstreetstudios.com http://www.myspace.com/greenstreetstudios

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Killahurts Lives for gear Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: USA Posts: 1,310	How much will you charge anually for the ZUP? __________________ 1310 is as good a number as any

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11th June 2006, 05:47 PM	#4
max cooper Lives for gear Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: tx Posts: 8,819	I clicked on this thread because I was gonna buy whatever it was just because of the name. Seriously.