Porn Movie Soundtrack Sound?
Old 8th December 2012
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bow-chi-ca-bow-wow-wa-ah-oo-wa-ah-oo

Repeat.......
hahahahahaah

thats sure all you need
Old 8th December 2012
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What kind of equipment do I need to get that suave and smooth porn movie type sound. You know the type of sound you get on those ghetto-azz pornos.
The most important thing is to have a warm DAW. You need an older copy of Cubase on the Atari, or Logic Notator ( no higher than Version 2 ), or even better : Opcode Vision ( with a Mac Se ). These are older, so they will give you a warmer , more vintage sound ( very important ).

Also, only use SCSI hard disks, no USB or Firewire as these sound more digital. Make sure you use big thick SCSI connectors, as these will help the sound penetrate the hard disk more deeply.

My 2 cents.
Old 8th December 2012
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A lot of chicka-wacka, chicka-wacka guitar
Old 8th December 2012
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Bass + auto-wah/envelope filter + handlebar moustache + exaggerated moaning.
Old 9th December 2012
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I suggest an alternative to the norm.

Write a symphony. Make it beautiful, and expansive, and even haunting at times, like a John Williams score. Don't be afraid to go from Stravinsky to Debussy within just a few bars.

Borrow a few themes from well-known films if you'd like. "The Entrance?" The Jaws theme should do just fine. "The Moneyshot?" Ripping a bit off of "Dream Is Collapsing" from Inception will work wonderfully.

The well-respected art of porn soundtracks needs you. Godspeed.
Old 9th December 2012
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I've worked on commercials before where the client asked me, "so what do you think of the music?" And I responded, "I dunno... kinda sounds like porno music." (Pause.) "Not that I would know what porno music sounds like."
Old 9th December 2012
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chika, chika, bow, wow...
Old 9th December 2012
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I"m not caring too much about the music...it's all about the room mic. The Neumann SM69 is the perfect choice.
L.
Old 11th December 2012
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..the musical equivalent of your avatar!!
Amen to that lol

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Old 12th December 2012
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Brown chicken brown cow.



Sorry, couldn't resist
Old 11th February 2013
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i made a couple tracks for porn, pay per view porn, Suicide Girls, fetish website.. I dont know anyone who gets paid to do it. I used my electribe esx/emx !
Old 11th February 2013
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please post a clip, not that easy ..
would be different strokes for different styles of pron
id try some j-pop style music for tentacle pron :d
Old 11th February 2013
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Try shoving your hand into a mixing bowl of tinned tomatoes for a few minutes, mic close and maybe a room mic too.

Oh, you mean the music?
Old 11th February 2013
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Finally. A thread with some really useful information. I gotta write this stuff down...
Old 12th February 2013
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Before they became slightly more well known and worked with Bjork and the Kronos Quartet, Matmos thought that doing soundtracks to low rent gay porn might be a fun source of income. IT WASN'T.

They quietly released the results as "A Viable Alternative To Actual Sexual Contact"

This track isn't too bad actually vague terrain recordings - in the master bedroom - YouTube
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