Originally Posted by adrianww
No fair - I'm a keyboard player. When the guitarist and singer are out in the car park each getting a BJ, me and the drummer are still in the building tearing down and packing away all our gear. (I don't know where the bass player goes.)...[snip]
Well, everyone else here knows that after the gig your bass player dons his Spiderman underoos, and goes out crime fighting.
So, he's officially the only one in the entire music industry contributing anything useful to humanity.
Except maybe for Madonna, with her 8 million adopted African kids.
(But she wears Aquaman underoos, so she doesn't count).