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Old 29th December 2011   #1
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The undeniable truth


I know this has been your experience too.
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Old 29th December 2011   #2
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My friend has thoughtfully made these for me to soften the sting of a frustrating workday.
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Old 29th December 2011   #3
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HAHA! yes. unfortunately I can relate.
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Old 29th December 2011   #4
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i bet you still put up with all that shit to get paid.

does that make you a whoooore?
A very patient whooooore, yes
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Old 29th December 2011   #5
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My vote for best Moan Zone thread of all time!!
So funny it hurst!...er, hurts. (i'm leaving my typing error in in honor of this threads greatness)
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Old 29th December 2011   #6
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My vote for best Moan Zone thread of all time!!
So funny it hurst!...er, hurts. (i'm leaving my typing error in in honor of this threads greatness)
My friend is really going to town here:
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LOL at those last two photos. Truth, for sure. Thanks so much for making my night, really gave a me a good chuckle haha! We've all had these experiences.
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Old 30th December 2011   #8
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OMG man these are great props to your friend!
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Old 30th December 2011   #9
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Bahahahahahahaha


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Old 30th December 2011   #10
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I'm dryw's friend btw - he posts these for me while I'm at work because they block this site due to the "slutz" in the name LOL
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Old 30th December 2011   #11
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It will not stop.
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Old 30th December 2011   #12
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This thread is gold ... Pure gold.
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Old 30th December 2011   #13
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It will not stop.









Great thread though
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Old 31st December 2011   #14
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Vocalist and/or Guitarist: Can I do like 10 takes ans then you assemble the best parts into an awesome solo?

Engineer/Producer: Yeah, sure but it's going to take me about 4 hours.

Vocalist and/or Guitarist:Oh cool, that's what all the greats do. You can do it as good as them, right? That's why we came to you. The last guy we worked with could but he charged us extra to do it.

Engineer/Producer: Well, I don't work for free.

Vocalist and/or Guitarist: Well, if we knew it would cost us extra we would've just gone with the same guy as last time.
But you're really good at backing vocals too... so can you do all those for us?


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this is the best gearslutz thread I've ever seen. My mind is blown
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Old 31st December 2011   #16
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Pure. Gear. Slutz. Gold.

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Old 1st January 2012   #17
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Pure. Gear. Slutz. Gold.

Perfect. This is classic:
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Boogie Nights - Dirk Diggler - You Got the Touch - YouTube

His singing got so much better by the time he did "Rock Star"
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Boogie Nights - Dirk Diggler - You Got the Touch - YouTube

His singing got so much better by the time he did "Rock Star"
That clip is awesome. I think he was singing bad on purpose.
"Were you rolling on the rehearsal?". Classic.
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The real classic part of that bit is right after that where they're negotiating payment for the sessions, you know..."I don't have the money NOW, I have to have the master so I can get the record deal, and then you'll get paid"

I swear I've met that guy more than once........
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"The magic is on those tapes!"

Boogie Nights is highly underrated and underquoted.
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Vocalist and/or Guitarist: Can I do like 10 takes ans then you assemble the best parts into an awesome solo?

Engineer/Producer: Yeah, sure but it's going to take me about 4 hours.

Vocalist and/or Guitarist:Oh cool, that's what all the greats do. You can do it as good as them, right? That's why we came to you. The last guy we worked with could but he charged us extra to do it.

Engineer/Producer: Well, I don't work for free.

Vocalist and/or Guitarist: Well, if we knew it would cost us extra we would've just gone with the same guy as last time.
But you're really good at backing vocals too... so can you do all those for us?


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Ohh man! you've hit home
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Could it be a name connection, Dennis? They're picking on all of us with "Ward" somewhere in our names?
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Could it be a name connection, Dennis? They're picking on all of us with "Ward" somewhere in our names?
This just might be true! As a matter of fact, there have been a lot of "Ward's" that have had heart attacks. Other than Bill Ward not many have survived it! Is it a sign that I'm doomed for ever?
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Awesome stuff, literally lol'd several times
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hahahaha
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LOLOLOL! PURE GOLD I agree.... FK(*&(*king Hilarious.
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funny. Yep.
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Scumbag monitors
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Old 17th January 2012   #30
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Funniest thread ever!!!!
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