Nickelback Sucks

[Charles Dye]

Not according to me, but clearly we don't all agree.

My first + last post... cuz I couldn't be less interested in debating whether a band sux or not.

But this topic was in need of a home.

My opinion? I've been a radioslut my entire life + all that implies.


Have @ it boyz...

[John The Cut]

Actually... you're right.

[JP11]

Nickelback Sucks

Finally, someone with the courage to say it out loud...

[John Suitcase]

I didn't realize there was a debate?

Isn't this sort of like saying the sun is hot, or a broken leg hurts? Sort of self-evident, I mean...

[r0ck1r0ck2]

suck my swinging nuts....
terrible...

[Solunaris]

Here we can all gather and bathe in our hatred for bands like this. David Cross put it best..

"I don't like any of that fukking P.O.D., Staind, Evanescene bullshit… Creed nonsense… Seriously, it's just that fraudulent shit you know, that's all this simplistic kinda, you know, 10th grade suburban white girl lyrics… that shouldn't be coming out of, ya know, 30-year-old men. I'd rather hear the death rattle of my only child than have to listen to that fukking shit."

[I play in a ban]

LOL

I agree but...........to each his own.

I also think there is no good or bad because everyone's perceptions, likes, and dislikes are different (some more so) than your own. Life experiences, what mom and dad played, and what your buddy's favorite songs were all play a roll.

Some of us like intelligent lyrics along with original guitar riffs. Some people like music simply because they find it catchy; or somehow these lyrics relate to their lives..

My perception of Nickelback happens to be the same as yours.

NO FLAME WAR PLEASE

[JP11]

Frankly, I think it's an outrage that a well known producer/engineer like Charles Dye would go around slagging off a well known and very successful and talented band.....

[I play in a ban]

Originally Posted by JP11

talented band.....

[JP11]

They're not talented? Oh...well I don't know, the only song of theirs I've really listened to is that one with 2 songs playing at the same time...that takes some talent there, to be able to do that and have it sound as good as if just one were playing....

[John Suitcase]

I suppose "success" and "talented" are open to debate. Well-known, unfortunately, is not.



It goes to the question of whether there are aesthetic absolutes. Would someone who doesn't speak english appreciate Shakespeare? Probably not, except for the occasional rhyme, perhaps. Similarly, would someone who doesn't have a real interest in music like King Crimson? Probably not.

But go around the world and people can quote Arnold Schwarzenegger and listen to crap like Nickelback.

Lowest common denominator...

[I play in a ban]

Originally Posted by JP11

They're not talented? Oh...well I don't know, the only song of theirs I've really listened to is that one with 2 songs playing at the same time...that takes some talent there, to be able to do that and have it sound as good as if just one were playing....

[r0ck1r0ck2]

(waving fist)
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

[Einstein]

Ah yes, the do suck, but do they suck worse than this..................that is the question...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...=American+Idol

Think you could auto-tune this guy?

[I play in a ban]

Guys, I have the proof that Chad Krooger (sp?) is a modern day genius. Billy Shakespeare, Jimmy Joyce, and all your favorites would be shaking with envy:

Figured You Out - Nickelback

I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favorite damn disease

thank me later: http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.n...256D8E00123C53

favorite disease

[JP11]

I went and read the rest...pretty moving...

the best line is:

I like the freckles on your chest

[Einstein]

This is from the site you posted with the lyrics. Why do I find it odd? I guess they haven't perfected the direct marketing program just yet.



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[I play in a ban]

Originally Posted by JP11

I went and read the rest...pretty moving...

the best line is:

I like the freckles on your chest

LOL ..who said the man couldn't write?


All genius aside, chest freckles are quite sexy on the right woman.

[I play in a ban]

Originally Posted by Einstein

This is from the site you posted with the lyrics. Why do I find it odd? I guess they haven't perfected the direct marketing program just yet.

LOL

[JP11]

Originally Posted by I play in a ban

chest freckles are quite sexy on the right woman.

Cancerous moles are sexy on the right woman...

But that proves the lyrical genious because:

I like the cancerous moles on your chest
And I like the way you like me best....

Hmm, wait, maybe that's better...

You know who's crazy with the freckles is Lindsey Lohan...kinda cute..I don't know, I'm torn on the whole freckle thing...

[mltamisin]

They suck hot donkey.

Keep this thread going!!!

The world must learn!!!


Die Nickleback, Die!!!!!!!!!!!!


D

[anotherslut]

what about their biz games?

signing upcoming bands to ro******* them. little birds talking.

[Jim vanBergen]

Ah come on, if you want to get people bitching and screaming, at least make it a band that has done something of stature todays pop bullSh*t acts aren't even worth discussing... why not fight over Pink Floyd, the Beatles...just don't make a forum about Michael Jackson, cause we all KNOW he sucks and cant debate it.

[drmmrboy]

I wouldn't say they suck...
Well, maybe in Beavis and Butthead context...
"These guys suck ass!"

[Sounds Great]

Originally Posted by Einstein

Ah yes, the do suck, but do they suck worse than this..................that is the question...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...=American+Idol

Think you could auto-tune this guy?

Hahaha. Yup, Simon has him nailed. He is the worst!

[youngsamuel]

Originally Posted by Jim vanBergen

ust don't make a forum about Michael Jackson, cause we all KNOW he sucks and cant debate it.

uhhhhhhhhhh, he mad thriller man, he made thriller. thumbsup

[Sounds Great]

Originally Posted by JP11

Frankly, I think it's an outrage that a well known producer/engineer like Charles Dye would go around slagging off a well known and very successful and talented band.....

From Charles' site:

Charles Dye
Grammy-winning
engineer/mixer/producer doesn't
believe in keeping his secrets.
There is nothing he has learned
through years of trial and error
that he is not willing to pass
along to others.

See, he's just being consistant.

[Einstein]

MJ would moonwalk all over Nickelback and then sing thriller without auto-tune while they cried like babies.

[Slipperman]

Originally Posted by Charles Dye

My first + last post... cuz I couldn't be less interested in debating whether a band sux or not.

But this topic was in need of a home.

My opinion? I've been a radioslut my entire life + all that implies.


Have @ it boyz...

Whoooaaaaa.

What happened to "Mr. Love"?

LMFBO.

You gotta come over and work on some speed-metal here Charlie!!!

Your losing yer grip!!!

XOXOXOX

Slippy

PS. NO WAIT!!!!

It's the ICON.

The ICON is doing this to you!!!!