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| Lives for gear | How am I supposed to respond to this... This is the actual text of an e-mail I recieved: Quote:
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| Lives for gear Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: A big Canadian island in the Pacific, but my citizenship is otherworldly...
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| "Nah, just make sure you have your cash ready and we'll be good to go!" When did having music ready become an optional thing? I blame the Idol shows... |
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| Lives for gear Join Date: Jul 2005
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| If you want the money: Dear (client name), Thanks for your interest in (your studio). We can indeed help you get some music together to sing over. Do you have songs you have written yourself, or do you want to do cover versions? We can make tracks for you no problem, please let us know what you require. Yours sincerely, An Engineer -------------------------------------------------- if you don't care: Dear (client name), The music and stuff? What do you think this is, a f**king jukebox? Yours sincerely, An Engineer ![]()
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| Lives for gear Join Date: Jul 2005
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EVERY SECOND ENQUIREY now at the studio is for some singer wanabe wanting to come in "for a couple of hours" to record "some songs". I am serious. And we do it!... well, I'm gonna knock the 2 hour sessions on the head, too much hastle for bugger all money. Next pet hate after that is bands wanting to do "five songs" in three hours... for god's sake people, does NO ONE know how to produce their music anymore? I never remember it being this bad 10 years ago... ![]()
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| Gear interested Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Medford OR
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| You got that right. I hear that all the time. But it's never a problem because "we're really tight, man." Oddly enough, they rarely are. But, hey, I'm practicing to get tracks down and mixed obsenely quickly. |
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| Gear nut | How wonderful I'm always worried that this stuff just happens to me and I'm glad to see otherwise. American Idol has changed the nature of some of the calls i get. They tend to sound something like this: Me: Full Clip Audio, this is Robert Speaking Girl: What do you do? Me: We're a full service recording studio and we do some production. What do YOU do? Girl: I want to sing. Me: Oh, I want to dance but everything I do looks like I'm chopping imaginary wood. Girl: Um, do I sing for you? Me: That might be a bit strange. What exactly do you want to do with your singing? Do you wish to make a CD and sell it? Are you looking to make a demo to get work in clubs. Is this an audition piece for someone else's project? Girl: All my friends say I sound like (insert flavor of the week) and I should be a singer. Anyway, I never really know what to say when I get those calls. These people have no concept whatsoever as to what they want to do. I usually refer these calls to friends of mine with home studios that don't mind taking the extra time to work with someone like that. Robert V. Wainscott Full Clip Audio |
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| Lives for gear | You know what, I'm going to respond to this e-mail, let's see how this goes...
__________________ www.carvelstudios.com "I like my women the way I like my scotch, 20 years old and mix up in coke." |
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| Lives for gear | Quote:
I agree with you. But I am fortunate enough not to have to worry about taking anything that walks into the studio. I've also taken sessions like this before, and the aggrevation far outweighed the knowledged gained. Rob
__________________ www.carvelstudios.com "I like my women the way I like my scotch, 20 years old and mix up in coke." | |
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| Gear addict | I would never take a contract like that. These clients basically want to be taken by the hand, like in TV shows, and become superstars. They have: 1) no clue of what making a soundtrack means. They don't realize that composing a song and creating a soundtrack is much harder than singing over it. 2) no experience in studio world... Basically, taking a gig like that not only means that you'll have to explain everything to the client, but most of all you'll have to make them understand that for their cash$ they won't sound like their idols. And since sounding like their idols IS exactly what they want, they're in for a total deception. And you'll have to be more of a psychologist during the session than an engineer. Funny how people have wrong perceptions of studios. They don't understand that a recording studio is a facility where you record actual sound sources. I say, respond to them in multiple emails in order to make them realize how ridiculous they are. You: I am not too sure that I understand. You have a band and want to record your songs? Them: No we just want to sing over music. You: So, do you have your soundtracks? Them: No, this is exactly why we are calling. You: Ok, so the songs are composed, you have ruff demos, and want to come in the studio to record them again? Them: No we dont have anything, don't you have any music for us to sing over? You: Do you think that songs, arrangements, and sound tracks fall out of the sky? That's what I'd do ![]() |
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| Gear nut Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Miami, FL
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| Too funny!! Personally, I doubt I would respond at all. Let them get their musical/studio education somewhere else. |
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__________________ www.thejoti.com www.myspace.com/thejoti http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR116su2Uuo ¨But, then again, I'm British and think you Yanks with your fancy pre for each track are a bunch of weirdos¨ Mark | |
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| oh wow. that's priceless. i love the last line. "we are ready to start singing." *wipes a tear from eyes* man that's great. |
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| Gear Head Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Dallas
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| Here's an email I just got, Name withheld, 1. Comment = WHAT UP PEEP'S HOW'S LIFE ? I HOPE IT'S ALL GREAT, ME I'M TRYING TO MAINTAIN, I'M INTO THIS HIP HOP THING TRYING TO GO MAINSTREAM, AND I AM SEARCHING FOR A CO TO HELP ME WITH THE PRODUCTION OF MY ALBUM, I'M TRYING TO DO A LITTLE SOMETHING UNDERGROUND FOR THE METROPLEX THEN BACK DOOR WITH A HOT ALBUM, THE NAME SPEAK'S FOR ITSELF, AND I COME EQUIPPED WITH A SENSE OF STYLE SOUND AND EXPRESSION, I AM IN NEED OF A PROFFESIONAL TEAM THAT'S WILLING TO WORK WITH ME... I TAKE THIS MUSIC SERIOUSLY, I'M BILLBOARD MATERIAL AND MULTIPLATINUM STATUS AND I BELEIVE THAT VERY STRONGLY, I'M OPEN MINDED TO IDEAS , I JUST CAN'T SIT BACK AND WATCH MYSELF LET THIS TALENT THAT I POSSES LIKE NO ONE BEFORE ME OR AFTER ME GO TO WAIST.... IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO WORK WITH ME ON A SERIOUS TIP THEN RESPOND BACK, AT LEAST HEAR MY MUSIC OUT, BELEIVE ME YOU WAN'T TO WORK WITH ME, UNTIL THEN IT'S A GRIND I'M LIKE MONEY WITH NO COUNTRY AND THAT QUOTE SPEAK'S FOR ITSELF, I AM COMEING TO POP THE CHARTS' AND SHOCK THE WORLD WITH SUPERSTARDUM, I BEEN FLIRTING WITH IT FOR AWHILE |
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| Gear maniac Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Los Angeles
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...somebody should tell him that's not talent, that's junk-food!!!!!
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| Lives for gear Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: California
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Man, thats just awsome on so many different levels..! ERic | |
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| Gear addict Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Melbourne, Australia
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It's like an R&B Nigerian money scam! He must be sending thousands of these out! ![]()
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| Gear addict Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Knebworth
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| I don't think this is a new phenomenon, although it had certainly been exacerbated by Mr Simon "Longtrouser" Cowell and Pop Idol. A while ago when I was still playing seriously I managed to get hired and fired as a guitarist for a band with a newly signed deal with Island records within around 40 hours following an argument and kiss and make up between the band and their former axe man. Any way that's a side issue... Being at a loose end I placed an ad for other musicians stressing original material and professional attitiude and all the other nonsense that one put in these ads and I got two separate phone calls which went something like this:- Hey I saw your ad! Great what do you do? Well I want to get into music. Okay, what do you play, or do you sing? Well I kinda want to write music. Eeeeerrrrrralright, why not? Got any material I can have a listen to? Not exactly. Any music or lyrics I could take a look at? Well I was kinda hoping you could teach me how to write songs... Gulp! Do you write poetry or prose? Not really! Now there are some people out there who make a living offering creative writing classes including songwriting. There are some things you can teach people, like using active rather passive imagery and phrases lyrically. There are even fine examples of pretty much non-musical lyricists like Bernie Taupin for example. But when all is said and done these people had an idea about how nice it would be to be a "songwriter", rather than what is involved in getting published. What is more I firmly believe the one thing you can't teach about songwriting is the fine art of fly fishing the audience!!! Something you only really know that you've got right when people start bellowing the lyrics out when a song comes on. Anyway, I just made nice and suggested they'd need to work on some ideas and that maybe a creative writing class would at least give them a taste of the kind of things they'd need to know.
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| Gear nut Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Miami, FL
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| "I'M LIKE MONEY WITH NO COUNTRY AND THAT QUOTE SPEAK'S FOR ITSELF" ...Ah, maybe I'm slow or no longer in touch street lingo that seems to change daily, but does this make any sense? The entire paragraph was simply mesmerizing, but that line took the cake for me. ![]() |
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| Lives for gear | Wow, that was a train wreck. e.
__________________ www.carvelstudios.com "I like my women the way I like my scotch, 20 years old and mix up in coke." |
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| Gear addict Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ITHACA, NY
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Oh that's good.
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| Gear addict | ANY update?? i'd love to see how/IF they responded! i get emails like that all the time...i TRY to deal with it as best i can! keep us posted! Durv |
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| Lives for gear | Hello, What kind of music are you looking to record? Are you a group of 6 singers? Do you need music, or musicians? Robert Quote:
provide that service. Once you have the beats, then I can work with your producer to record your songs. Thanks, Rob Quote:
the beats. In a more traditional sense the producer would have say in how the entire record sounds, depends on what type of producer you are looking for. Quote:
And that's pretty much how that conversation ended.
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| Gear interested Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Medford OR
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| Gear addict | Quote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! that is so ****ing funny!! hahahah Please keep us posted! Durv | |
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| Gear interested Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: San Jose
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| Yeah, I have to say that there is a higher percentage of people calling that have absolutely no idea what the recording process entails. We are thinking about offering free clinics once a month for people in the area to educate them about the process, what to expect, what not to expect ect... I know it's quite easy to pass the buck on certain callers, and i know all too well that some people make it VERY difficult to work with them, but I usually think there are some benefits with these sessions. I try to keep in mind that everybody starts somewhere, and that if they find someone that can provide a positive experience with them they might keep coming back, usually better. And that they might refer someone else with more experience/talent. But then, I usually give those sessions to my interns! Oh, and try raising rates, it usually weeds out 'undesireable' clientle, you can always give a break to groups that you really want to work with. just my 2c cheers!
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| Lives for gear | Here's the latest: Quote:
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oooo, just imagine the possibilities. This could be good! ![]() | |
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