My uvula is bigger than yours

[Dean Roddey]

Sorry. I don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings or seem like I'm bragging, but I'm proud of it and I'm not going to pretend I'm not. Though, I have to say, it's not all fun and games like most guys probably think it is, you know? They see guys in magazines with huge uvulas and they think, man I wish I could be like that. I bet women just eat that up. But it takes a special kind of woman to be able to deal with a uvula of that size, and it's destroyed many of my relationships. They loved me, but it just hurt too much and the intimacy just wasn't there.

So there. It's out there. Now everyone knows. On the internet sometimes people can't understand why you are the way you are, because they can't physically see you. Hopefully this will help people understand the source of both my massive egotism, driven by a lifetime knowing that I'm specially endowed, and sometimes my frustrations because of all the women I've hurt because of it.

BTW, I'm thinking about getting it pierced...

[Macky]

Originally Posted by Dean Roddey

Sorry. I don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings or seem like I'm bragging, but I'm proud of it and I'm not going to pretend I'm not. Though, I have to say, it's not all fun and games like most guys probably think it is, you know? They see guys in magazines with huge uvulas and they think, man I wish I could be like that. I bet women just eat that up. But it takes a special kind of woman to be able to deal with a uvula of that size, and it's destroyed many of my relationships. They loved me, but it just hurt too much and the intimacy just wasn't there.

So there. It's out there. Now everyone knows. On the internet sometimes people can't understand why you are the way you are, because they can't physically see you. Hopefully this will help people understand the source of both my massive egotism, driven by a lifetime knowing that I'm specially endowed, and sometimes my frustrations because of all the women I've hurt because of it.

BTW, I'm thinking about getting it pierced...

When you eventually find someone to do that kind of piercing, you usually have to sign a "Gagging" order.. so be prepared.

[Led]

You can get injections into your uvula to stiffen it nowdays.

[Lrmusic]

I just had to google it and I came across this wikipedia page

Uvula piercing - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

If the description doesn't make you cringe, scroll all the way to the bottom of the table at the bottom of the page and read some of those descriptions

[Lrmusic]

Originally Posted by Macky

When you eventually find someone to do that kind of piercing, you usually have to sign a "Gagging" order.. so be prepared.

LOL

[Somewhat_Odd]

I too have an admission. My wenis is the biggest I have ever seen. Sometimes at social gatherings my wife encourages me to show it to people and I just don't feel right about it.

[Dean Roddey]

It's either a piercing or a tatoo, I dunno. I'm leaning towards the piercing.

[HookedOnHardware]

Originally Posted by Dean Roddey

It's either a piercing or a tatoo, I dunno. I'm leaning towards the piercing.

I love your posts!!

I can't think of the last time I saw mine... I'll look at it in the morning!

[Dean Roddey]

Originally Posted by HookedOnHardware

I love your posts!!

I can't think of the last time I saw mine... I'll look at it in the morning!

I dunno. If you look, and it's really small, are you prepared to deal with that? Maybe it's best not to know.

[HookedOnHardware]

Originally Posted by Dean Roddey

I dunno. If you look, and it's really small, are you prepared to deal with that? Maybe it's best not to know.

I looked and I feel good about it.

I suddenly feel complete for some reason..

EDIT: Just came across a wtf link via Google...

Uvula - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

[soundfx]

Had my uvula cut out during a tonsillectomy 12 years ago. Best thing that ever happened to me. No more snoring. And I dont miss it.

[Lrmusic]

Originally Posted by HookedOnHardware

I looked and I feel good about it.

I suddenly feel complete for some reason..

EDIT: Just cane across a wtf link via Google...

Uvula - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Uncycopledia is the best lol, read more (my first time ate up about 4 hours...so don't dig in unless you have lots of free time to spare)

[Dean Roddey]

Originally Posted by soundfx

Had my uvula cut out during a tonsillectomy 12 years ago. Best thing that ever happened to me. No more snoring. And I dont miss it.

Hmm.... I'd almost be willing to give up the chicks, the fawning magazine articles, etc... for the ability to sleep on my back, which I can't do.

[S.Filpansick]

I also have no uvula.

[bass man]

Originally Posted by Dean Roddey

Sorry. I don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings or seem like I'm bragging, but I'm proud of it and I'm not going to pretend I'm not. Though, I have to say, it's not all fun and games like most guys probably think it is, you know? They see guys in magazines with huge uvulas and they think, man I wish I could be like that. I bet women just eat that up. But it takes a special kind of woman to be able to deal with a uvula of that size, and it's destroyed many of my relationships. They loved me, but it just hurt too much and the intimacy just wasn't there.

So there. It's out there. Now everyone knows. On the internet sometimes people can't understand why you are the way you are, because they can't physically see you. Hopefully this will help people understand the source of both my massive egotism, driven by a lifetime knowing that I'm specially endowed, and sometimes my frustrations because of all the women I've hurt because of it.

BTW, I'm thinking about getting it pierced...

Well you can always use it is as Headphones stand when you are mixing or cable holder at least .