youtube clip of worst song ever (share yours!)

[dannygold]

YouTube - Jermaine Jackson - Escape from the Planet of the Ant Men

Pretty sure this is the worst song ever. Sorry Jermaine. I remember buying this album in 1984 or so... I was only 10... I figured Thriller was pretty awesome, how bad could another Jackson's record be. I think I knew at the time this was NOT as cool as Thriller. I'm gonna stand by that.

feat. Randy & Tito Jackson

They came form outer space
I was kidnapped
Outside my cage there`s an army of ants
Brought me a mate today
Love at first sight
Now we`ve deceided to put up a fight

Chorus:
Plotting in the dark
Burnin` in my heart
Our great escape from the planet of the ant men
Plotting in the dark
Burning` our hearts
Our great escape from the planet of the ant men
From the planet of the ant men

A rebel bee wants to help us escape
Talking in dances and mapping the way
When it was midnight on the second moonrise
He`s found a spaceship and a wasp who will drive

Chorus

Showed us on TV
In a special report
Two wild humans loose lock your doors
By now we`re smiling and miles away
Can`t wait to see that earth marble again

[dannygold]

Well since no one has posted their votes for worst song (with youtube link). I'm going to assume mine wins. It is pretty bad, eh?

[Revmen]

Worst ever! dfegad

[Teddy Ray]

YouTube - Jan Terri - Losing You

YouTube - Final Countdown

Wing Music - Official web site - samples, discography, CD sales, bio, events guide, news

YouTube - It's So Cold in the D

[Revmen]

This is great too.

[Manfriday]

YouTube - Indian Thriller

[jigsawlogic]

Nicholas Stern, Slapshot Rock:

YouTube - Nicholas Stern - Slapshot Rock

[Lute]

I made it to around 3 minutes. Enough already

[dannygold]

Originally Posted by Revmen

This is great too.

OMG... that's way worse than Jermaine. I stand humbled. At least the reverb sounds good on the Jermaine track. Although (I guess) one could argue that there's some redeeming social value to their plea to not "make a war" where there is (one hopes) no need to stir up revolt against our insect overlords with the help of "rebel bees".

[Jay Pemberton]

Dutch Idols:

[Jay Pemberton]

The far-mangled 'Banner':

[Jay Pemberton]

Too-fast, shaky vibratos (for instance, Alison Krauss, Buffy Sainte-Marie and Devendra Barnhart, to name three offenders) are an especially nerve-wracking thing for me. Here's someone called Margie Hicks, who's trying to make them all sound like Ethel Merman in comparison:

[Jay Pemberton]

This one's just goofy-bad:

[jigsawlogic]

Originally Posted by Jay Pemberton

The far-mangled 'Banner':

You inspired me to search for a version that had me and a friend in hysterics just talking about it. Too bad only a condensed version is available:

YouTube - carl lewis national anthem

[Mantik]

Originally Posted by Jay Pemberton

Dutch Idols:

What the... OMG
how that happenend.....
great stuff

[HookedOnHardware]

I haven't listened to the others yet but the Hongarian 'rapper' is probably quite hard to beat.

Yeah.... come on...

(Made me want to punch my screen .)

[HookedOnHardware]

YouTube - "Profile" Original Song by Tay Zonday

ANY Tay Zonday 'song'. He can certainly play they keys but man, he annoys the poop out of me.

[Chaellus]

e here is a song from the 60's that is horrible as hell



YouTube - Kites Are Fun

[FredYeah]

Haha

Let me introduce you guys to Doc John. A dutch rapper wannabe.

[CREAMY WILLIAMS]

This is comfortably the worst thing ever recorded:

YouTube - EL TRONO DE MEXICO ALMAS GEMELAS

Check out the drum programming - watch out Squarepusher!

[ElMosca]

Originally Posted by CREAMY WILLIAMS

This is comfortably the worst thing ever recorded:

YouTube - EL TRONO DE MEXICO ALMAS GEMELAS

Check out the drum programming - watch out Squarepusher!

Man, I often receive requests to teach this "style" of drumming. Breaks my heart every time I explain what's really happening. How can you tell a prospective client that this isn't really "real" drumming, let alone that it's actually bad "drumming" and still sign them up as students?

I have it even worse when we get into 3-based, instead of 2-based rhythms.

That said, my students are coming through and getting over their "early influences."

I am truly hoping to cause a change for the better in the NorCal corrido scene, but the competition is stiff.

Har,
++aldo

[jigsawlogic]

This one's so far away in space that there's no conventional benchmark available to judge it good or bad:

YouTube - Tim Heidecker Lied To Me- David Liebe Hart and Adam Papagan

[idylldon]

And now for a major label disaster of magnificent proportions:



Cheers,
--
Don

[africantigercow]

Sorry guys,
These are some flippen aweful videos/songs but
I've kind of got you all beat...

YouTube - Why must I cry

[narcoman]

Originally Posted by Revmen

Worst ever! dfegad

hahahahah !!! Looks like they're jumping up n down on dildos....

you're right - the cheesest lame ass ever !

[dannygold]

After seeings some of these I am decided "Escape from the Planet of the Ant Men" is a pretty kickin' track. Sometimes when I watch the videos posted in response to mine I wish a rebel bee would talk (in dances) and explain WTF is going on with these horrible horrible tracks. It all makes sense now Jermaine. Thanks man.

[CREAMY WILLIAMS]

Originally Posted by ElMosca

Man, I often receive requests to teach this "style" of drumming. Breaks my heart every time I explain what's really happening. How can you tell a prospective client that this isn't really "real" drumming, let alone that it's actually bad "drumming" and still sign them up as students?

I have it even worse when we get into 3-based, instead of 2-based rhythms.

That said, my students are coming through and getting over their "early influences."

I am truly hoping to cause a change for the better in the NorCal corrido scene, but the competition is stiff.

Har,
++aldo

Frightening, isn't it?

I used to live in the Canary Islands where they listen to a horrifying blend of GM patch Merengue with a mountain beat.

This is a special tune (and a great video):

YouTube - Almas gemelas, tu y yo

[ElMosca]

Originally Posted by CREAMY WILLIAMS

Frightening, isn't it?

I used to live in the Canary Islands where they listen to a horrifying blend of GM patch Merengue with a mountain beat.

This is a special tune (and a great video):

YouTube - Almas gemelas, tu y yo

I am afraid to click on that link, man. If there are two things I learned about "World Music" is that the Spanish shouldn't be allowed to do Pop, and the Mexicans should not attempt Salsa, Cumbia nor Bachata.

Cheers,
++aldo

[CREAMY WILLIAMS]

Originally Posted by ElMosca

I am afraid to click on that link, man. If there are two things I learned about "World Music" is that the Spanish shouldn't be allowed to do Pop, and the Mexicans should not attempt Salsa, Cumbia nor Bachata.

Cheers,
++aldo

Go on, man! I dare you!!

This band is actually from the Canary Islands (Spain) which is a beautiful archipelago, but the local music is unbelievable.

:-)

[dft3670]

Sorry guys,
These are some flippen aweful videos/songs but
I've kind of got you all beat...

YouTube - Why must I cry

Oh my God!!!!
I vote for this one.