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Old 1st December 2002   #1
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gelatinous substance in turkey...turducken?
what the hell is the shelf life of this stuff attached to the dark meat in a turkey...I know we are out here in the new world on our own sometimes after so foolish leaving the mother land but do we have to eat turkeys...is this some kind of punishment for religious freedom...now Turducken...did you guys across the pond think this one up for a giggle...if so...my hat is off to you...and it has a good ring to it...could have been:

1) Turporken
2) Turcarneasada
3) Tursushi
4) Turduckbilledplatapussen

all this talk of hybrids is making me hungry....

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It's called "stuffing". You better hope that's all it was.
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I wish it was stuffing, and...

It got up and walked out on its own about 20 minutes ago...

Has anybody seen a slimey blob near the 405 and the Marina Freeways...

If so, please contact GSRT A.S.A.P....

GSR - Gelatinous Substane Removal Team
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No, but that stuff pried it's way out of the fridge and down the stairs...

Sh*t, now it's attempting to open the cellar door! How do it know?

Do you have a contact number for the "Gelatinous Substance Removal Team" ?
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1-800-gelatin...
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Somebody call The Glob-Busters!



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I've always wondered about that poultry snot...
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...but seriously folx,

... methinks the gelatin is fat deposits from the act of shoving one bird inside another, which squeezes the meat and forces the birdfat to a reservoir. That's my best guess.

birdfat

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There's always room for Turkey Jello! Is this like the same stuff on the outside of ?
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