Stupidest thing you've ever heard on GEARSLUTZ

[lowfreq33]

So we've got threads for guitar center and the studio, how about gearslutz?

Jules, if you think this is a bad idea feel free to delete the thread.

[DSD_Mastering]

"I need EQ/Comp settings for a song I just did!" tutt

Regards,
Bruce

[warhead]

"I just ordered a _________ and it's on the way, can you guys tell me what you think of it?"

War

[octatonic]

Would probably be the "let's get rid of this guy as moderator" thread.

[Zarathustra]

Any question about a new piece of gear that could've been answered by reading the manual.

[emkay]

"please critique my song"

[Joe Porto]

"I don't use compression to control dynamics. I use EQ for that."

Yes, an actual quote I read here. The funny thing is that the guy defended that quote to the end, and became the laughing stock of gearslutz for several weeks.

here's another real stupid one:

http://www.gearslutz.com/board/1312960-post16.html

I'm switching to ADAT.....tape baby!!!!

[octatonic]

Originally Posted by Joe Porto

"I don't use compression to control dynamics. I use EQ for that."

Yes, an actual quote I read here. The funny thing is that the guy defended that quote to the end, and became the laughing stock of gearslutz for several weeks.

That was a classic thread.
Who was that joker?

[XSergeantD]

Basically, anything I've ever posted.

[GYMusic]

About 50% of them.

[Apex]

Everything theshine said


the posts that start out "I know its against forum rules but..."


the top ten mc thread I posted lol (before I knew what the hip hop production forum was really about)


that ever rediculous t. belmont meet steve jobbs thread

[cornutt]

Every thread on the Electronic Music forum that starts with, "Hi, I'm just starting to get into electronic music. I want to sound just like {artist}. What boards and plugs do I need to buy?"

[Jules]

1) "Jules is British"

2) Some of the polls on GS have been kinda dumb (or dont have enough options to vote on) so I have made it so these now have to be passed by the moderators first before going live...

3) But hey folks are human (for the most part....) in some circles this site has a rep of being a place where if you get something slightly wrong the crowd will slam you down..

WHAT A STUPID THREAD!


But I like to think we are among friends and and can make mistakes, learn from them, get up dust ourselves off and well, get back online on Gearslutz for 25 hours a day while our lives collapse & crumble around us, food rotting in the refrigerator, mail left unopened, just wandering around in a dressing gown unwashed, only getting up from Gearslutz to either go to the bathroom or order delivery food to eat at the screen watching gearslutz, hitting refresh to admire your own post that you just wrote for the zillionth time or in the desperate hope that some one has already responded within, say a second of your just posting it (It COULD HAPPEN right?).

THIS POST

[Jonboy79]

Originally Posted by Jules

1) "Jules is British"

2) Some of the polls on GS have been kinda dumb (or dont have enough options to vote on) so I have made it so these now have to be passed by the moderators first before going live...

3) But hey folks are human (for the most part....) in some circles this site has a rep of being a place where if you get something slightly wrong the crowd will slam you down..

WHAT A STUPID THREAD!


But I like to think we are among friends and and can make mistakes, learn from them, get up dust ourselves off and well, get back online on Gearslutz for 25 hours a day while our lives collapse & crumble around us, food rotting in the refrigerator, mail left unopened, just wandering around in a dressing gown unwashed, only getting up from Gearslutz to either go to the bathroom or order delivery food to eat at the screen watching gearslutz, hitting refresh to admire your own post that you just wrote for the zillionth time or in the desperate hope that some one has already responded within, say a second of your just posting it (It COULD HAPPEN right?).

THIS POST

Best post ever!!! You clearly "get" me.

[Jazzpunk]

Originally Posted by Bryan Talbot

This is actually way beyond stupid - more like crazy as all hell -

I searched for his username "JuanPabloCuervo" but he's gone:

Not gone, just back under a different name ('jajajajaja' in your post above was a dead giveaway);

Originally Posted by sexxy

slut: Definition, Synonyms and Much More from Answers.com

this forum name ends with Z slutZ, thers such word ?
and You only complain about My english?
all i can think off it is a personal vendetta
vendetta: Definition and Much More from Answers.com

jajajajajjaja

and you talk like this post is yours ? tutt jajajajaja

dfegadtoo small ego fuuckdude jajajajajajja

im still sexxy jajajjajaja

do you beleive in Jesus ? becouse Jesus didnt talked english dude jajajaja
do you have something to say about chemical brothers - surrender ?

Sound familiar?!

[AlexLakis]

Originally Posted by emkay

"please critique my song"

Actually, the "MP3 Upload" section is probably the most truly helpful section of this forum, and sadly, is one of the least frequently populated.

[flail19]

Originally Posted by Joe Porto

"I don't use compression to control dynamics. I use EQ for that."

Yes, an actual quote I read here. The funny thing is that the guy defended that quote to the end, and became the laughing stock of gearslutz for several weeks.

here's another real stupid one:

http://www.gearslutz.com/board/1312960-post16.html

I'm switching to ADAT.....tape baby!!!!

Was this the guy who said that he liked the warmth of a DA88 because it's tape?

[-silent-sam-]

Originally Posted by Joe Porto

"I don't use compression to control dynamics. I use EQ for that."

Yes, an actual quote I read here. The funny thing is that the guy defended that quote to the end, and became the laughing stock of gearslutz for several weeks.

here's another real stupid one:

http://www.gearslutz.com/board/1312960-post16.html

I'm switching to ADAT.....tape baby!!!!

hahahaha........that digital tape can really warm up your binary information

[pr0gr4m]

Originally Posted by octatonic

That was a classic thread.
Who was that joker?

It was the world renown Jp22.

[yumdrum]

This thread has a bad vibe to it.

[lowfreq33]

I was afraid of that. I meant for it to be fun and self deprecating (I'm sure I've qualified a few times).

And why hasn't anyone mentioned Big Country yet?

[richardswag]

Originally Posted by Jules

...while our lives collapse & crumble around us, food rotting in the refrigerator, mail left unopened, just wandering around in a dressing gown unwashed, only getting up from Gearslutz to either go to the bathroom or order delivery food to eat at the screen....

Did I leave my webcam on?

[abit]

[zaczac]

Originally Posted by Jules

1) "Jules is British"

2) Some of the polls on GS have been kinda dumb (or dont have enough options to vote on) so I have made it so these now have to be passed by the moderators first before going live...

Ha, I'm pretty sure that was my doing (sorry for the extra work moderators). I must confess I was quite proud of that thread while it lasted, and it did pretty well for itself, but I'm sure GS will be just fine without a poll about how attractive beyers are...

Great post by the way Jules. I think you summed it up pretty well for pom...

[oscarrabin]

The Top Ten stupidest posts of all time!!!!

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So I bought A Neumann u87

Stupidest thing you've ever heard on GEARSLUTZ

What are you listening on?

This reminds me of being on tour.

Is Logic Pro 7 a credible alternative to Pro tools for audio editing/mixing?

get RID of this guy as moderator

t. belmont, meet steve jobs

get RID of this guy as moderator

[superburtm]

PROOF THAT ANAOLOG IS NOT BETTER THAN PROTOOLS

[doorknocker]

Originally Posted by Jules

1) get up dust ourselves off and well, get back online on Gearslutz for 25 hours a day while our lives collapse & crumble around us, food rotting in the refrigerator, mail left unopened, just wandering around in a dressing gown unwashed, only getting up from Gearslutz to either go to the bathroom or order delivery food to eat at the screen watching gearslutz, hitting refresh to admire your own post that you just wrote for the zillionth time or in the desperate hope that some one has already responded within, say a second of your just posting it (It COULD HAPPEN right?).

How come you know me so well?????

[cornutt]

Originally Posted by silent-sam

hahahaha........that digital tape can really warm up your binary information

Well yeah. It takes all of those sharp edges off of the 1's.

[amorris]

"I don't use compression to control dynamics. I use EQ for that."


JP22!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I remember that post. It was great how mad he got when someone questioned his philosophies. How I learned the meaning of flame out in internet terms. This guy would flame you out for pages of posts. He wouldnt give up! it was awesome, sad but awesome!

[robot gigante]

The posts that really get me are when an engineer shows up whose work I really respect and all some people can think of doing is petty bashing of some part of that engineer's work and/or accusing other people of being suck-ups. Thus driving people away whom we all could learn from.

Those posts and obvious and obnoxious pimping are the ones that I would call the stupidest. I can put up with just about anything else.