plastic surgery

Funk Dracula · 16th August 2007

I'm stuck in this horrible freelance voiceover session. Sitting here waiting for them to figure out changes to a script. The woman who booked it smells like foundation makeup... like a body at a funeral. She has had so many nose jobs that she actually can't breath properly. She makes this creepy "darth vador" sound everytime she inhales. So much botox has been injected in her face...so expressionless. I couldn't be more creeped out if Charles Manson were sitting here in the control room with me.

People who do this to themselves are mentally ill.

nukmusic · 16th August 2007

Quote:

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't need, to impress people they really don't like."

....

hangman · 16th August 2007

maybe she used to have a big hole in her face, and the plastic surgery was actually an improvement?

I think I'd go for the excentric mask like Darth Vader though...

jchas · 16th August 2007

Sorry, but I can't help but laugh thinking about you typing that message while sitting right across from her, the whole time she thinks you're setting up the session.

Led · 16th August 2007

HOpe she doesn't turn to you and say "Funk...I'm your father"

lowfreq33 · 16th August 2007

You wouldn't live in LA by any chance?

Funk Dracula · 16th August 2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by lowfreq33

You wouldn't live in LA by any chance?

Nope. Tried out LA for two years a decade ago, didn't like it. I missed the snow, neighborhoods, and italian beefs I grew up with.

But yeah, there's some nose jobs out there. And yeah, the client is a transplant from LA.

lowfreq33 · 17th August 2007

Had a feeling.

alnico · 17th August 2007

Record her nasal snorp breathing and post it here

CoteRotie · 17th August 2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by alnico

Record her nasal snorp breathing and post it here

Please don't.

John

big country · 17th August 2007

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wanting to look american at any cost?
kinda trippy

wierd looking some bitch

I lived in Oakland and had a hell of time trying to loose a guythat I belive did this
some times I wonder if our country has under ground rats?
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alexstringer · 17th August 2007

So funny!

big country · 18th August 2007

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are back on thier own
two feet

good looking out

Mercedes
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16th August 2007	#1
Funk Dracula Gear addict Joined: Jul 2007 Location: Chicago Posts: 349 Thread Starter	plastic surgery I'm stuck in this horrible freelance voiceover session. Sitting here waiting for them to figure out changes to a script. The woman who booked it smells like foundation makeup... like a body at a funeral. She has had so many nose jobs that she actually can't breath properly. She makes this creepy "darth vador" sound everytime she inhales. So much botox has been injected in her face...so expressionless. I couldn't be more creeped out if Charles Manson were sitting here in the control room with me. People who do this to themselves are mentally ill. __________________ "music is the best" - Frank Zappa

17th August 2007	#11
big country Lives for gear Joined: May 2006 Location: (visiting) Lake Elsinor Posts: 7,874	<TABLE id=HB_Mail_Container height="100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0 UNSELECTABLE="on"><TBODY><TR height="100%" UNSELECTABLE="on" width="100%"><TD id=HB_Focus_Element vAlign=top width="100%" background="" height=250 UNSELECTABLE="off">I heard somewhere thier are asians wanting to look american at any cost? kinda trippy wierd looking some bitch I lived in Oakland and had a hell of time trying to loose a guythat I belive did this some times I wonder if our country has under ground rats? </TD></TR><TR UNSELECTABLE="on" hb_tag="1"><TD style="FONT-SIZE: 1pt" height=1 UNSELECTABLE="on"> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> __________________ matt H. think ... it will help with the stupid problems. boom boom is not Rhythm spinny mic tecnology http://www.gearslutz.com/board/high-...pinny-mic.html

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16th August 2007	#3
hangman Lives for gear Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 588	maybe she used to have a big hole in her face, and the plastic surgery was actually an improvement? I think I'd go for the excentric mask like Darth Vader though...

16th August 2007	#4
jchas Lives for gear Joined: Mar 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 935	Sorry, but I can't help but laugh thinking about you typing that message while sitting right across from her, the whole time she thinks you're setting up the session.

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Led Lives for gear Joined: Apr 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 2,728	HOpe she doesn't turn to you and say "Funk...I'm your father"

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lowfreq33 Lives for gear Joined: Apr 2007 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 2,186	You wouldn't live in LA by any chance?

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alnico Gear addict Joined: Mar 2004 Location: USA Posts: 484	Record her nasal snorp breathing and post it here

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alexstringer Lives for gear Joined: Mar 2005 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 2,029	So funny!

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big country Lives for gear Joined: May 2006 Location: (visiting) Lake Elsinor Posts: 7,874	<TABLE id=HB_Mail_Container height="100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0 UNSELECTABLE="on"><TBODY><TR height="100%" UNSELECTABLE="on" width="100%"><TD id=HB_Focus_Element vAlign=top width="100%" background="" height=250 UNSELECTABLE="off">I looks like the chines are back on thier own two feet good looking out Mercedes </TD></TR><TR UNSELECTABLE="on" hb_tag="1"><TD style="FONT-SIZE: 1pt" height=1 UNSELECTABLE="on"> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>