19th April 2008
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#1 | | Gear maniac
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 263
Thread Starter | SLut of The Week
My neighbour is scrounger .
She shows up at my door with P4 box that's been half gutted .
For a trade of 15 cigaretes I get an 80 gig IDE drive a Gigabyte P4 board with a 2.4 gig cpu 512 ram & a DVD burner .
I'll tossed the case but I now have me a 2.4 gig p4 computer for 15 smokes ! Plus a real nice Monitor card !!
Live long & Slut well.
James.ca
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19th April 2008
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#2 | | Gear maniac
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 203
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man, i miss living in a crackhead neighborhood. |
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20th April 2008
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#3 | | Gear addict
Joined: Jun 2007 Location: Northern California
Posts: 330
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Originally Posted by travisinhell man, i miss living in a crackhead neighborhood.  | LOL =D
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20th April 2008
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#4 | | Lives for gear
Joined: Sep 2005 Location: Sudbury, ON, Canada
Posts: 727
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Ha right on!
I just picked up a Neumann TLM 103 for $500 Canadian (with box & clip) because someone didn't pay their rent
Some of the best deals I've got were from "crackheads" so to speak.
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20th April 2008
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#5 | | Lives for gear
Joined: Apr 2007 Location: Keystone, CO
Posts: 1,513
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What!! for smokes!! not smoke!
Wait, that could be my sister in law. |
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20th April 2008
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#6 | | Gear nut
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 78
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*calling police about stolen P4*
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23rd April 2008
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#7 | | Lives for gear
Joined: Mar 2007 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada
Posts: 1,039
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Originally Posted by james.ca My neighbour is scrounger .
She shows up at my door with P4 box that's been half gutted .
For a trade of 15 cigaretes I get an 80 gig IDE drive a Gigabyte P4 board with a 2.4 gig cpu 512 ram & a DVD burner .
I'll tossed the case but I now have me a 2.4 gig p4 computer for 15 smokes ! Plus a real nice Monitor card !!
Live long & Slut well.
James.ca
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23rd April 2008
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#8 | | Lives for gear
Joined: Apr 2008 Location: The Desert
Posts: 700
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Originally Posted by james.ca My neighbour is scrounger .
She shows up at my door with P4 box that's been half gutted .
For a trade of 15 cigaretes I get an 80 gig IDE drive a Gigabyte P4 board with a 2.4 gig cpu 512 ram & a DVD burner . | What? You didn't think to negotiate her down to 15 smokes & a bl*wjob? LOL!
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23rd April 2008
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#9 | | Moderator
Joined: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney via London
Posts: 18,861
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Originally Posted by DesertDawg What? You didn't think to negotiate her down to 15 smokes & a bl*wjob? LOL! | If you can trade her a BJ and 15 smokes for the P4...that's a "special" kind of woman...the kind who hasn't always been a woman!
Personally, I don't think the latest Mac Pro is worth that...
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23rd April 2008
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#10 | | Gear Head
Joined: Feb 2008 Location: The Mojave Desert, California
Posts: 47
| Scrounger
Hey
Tell your scrounger neighbor if she finds a half-gutted Otari 2 track machine, it would be worth a carton of smokes and a 6-pack to me.
Oh......and she can forget the knob-swab.
To hear a tribute song for dumpster-diving-crackheads go to: www.lowlifemusic.com/crackheads/dumpsterdiver/tribute/song1.htm
Nah...............just kidding
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23rd April 2008
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#11 | | Gear maniac
Joined: Oct 2006 Location: Brooklyn, NYC
Posts: 267
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i got a 50-watt hand wired alamo guitar head for 35 bucks from a building super who said a tenant left it behind when they moved.
a pair of snells left on the street, needed two refoams - $25.
a pair of jbl monitors left on the street in brooklyn.
rich people are better sources than crackheads.
crackheads are stupid but they have no loot.
rich people can't fix sh*t and throw everything out.
and they don't know how much anything is worth in the real world.
it's about the only good characteristic of rich people.
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23rd April 2008
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#12 | | Kills for gear
Joined: Jul 2006 Location: Beagle Rock
Posts: 4,524
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Originally Posted by travisinhell man, i miss living in a crackhead neighborhood.  | I was thinking the same thing, but then I realized that the next computer he bought from her could be mine...
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24th April 2008
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#13 | | Gear nut
Joined: Dec 2006 Location: Ohio
Posts: 111
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Originally Posted by > Oh......and she can forget the knob-swab.  | Fella's! There's a lady amongst you! [just messing with you] I'm only a lady when I'm at the mother-in-law's house. And even that is debatable. |
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25th April 2008
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#14 | | Lives for gear
Joined: Nov 2004 Location: Maryland
Posts: 1,431
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Originally Posted by elisasound Fella's! There's a lady amongst you! [just messing with you] I'm only a lady when I'm at the mother-in-law's house. And even that is debatable.  | I'm quite sure there's a few crackheads here too. |
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26th April 2008
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#15 | | Geariophile
Joined: Oct 2006 Location: london
Posts: 9,616
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Originally Posted by elisasound Fella's! There's a lady amongst you! [just messing with you] I'm only a lady when I'm at the mother-in-law's house. And even that is debatable.  | Does your mother in law give you computers in return for showing up in drag?
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26th April 2008
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#16 | | Lives for gear
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 1,902
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just hope this "scrounger" stays the fook away from my house. srounger, crackhead, thief, all the same to me. |
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26th April 2008
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#17 | | Gear addict
Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 326
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>>Tell your scrounger neighbor if she finds a half-gutted Otari 2 track machine, it would be worth a carton of smokes and a 6-pack to me.<<
Sheesh, I just threw one out in the garbage recently, too lazy to get it fixed.
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26th April 2008
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#18 | | Lives for gear
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 1,897
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Wait. Didn't I just see this epsode on "cops?"
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26th April 2008
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#19 | | 3 + infractions, forum membership suspended.
Joined: Jun 2007 Location: Salt Lake City, Utah
Posts: 2,378
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YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF SNOBBISH ASSHOLES.
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26th April 2008
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#20 | | Gear maniac
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 263
Thread Starter | Scrounging
This is Low end so to me scrounging is allowed !
if you get off your butts you just might find somethng all on your own ..
I got this a 14 Univox Snare and a pointy headstock eletric guitar that needs to be stained and the PU's and guts for it .
Ya take a pair of work gloves with you and a few screw drivers and some wire cutters
, Good scrounging
Jmaes.ca
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28th April 2008
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#21 | | Gear addict
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 315
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Originally Posted by dylansmale YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF SNOBBISH ASSHOLES. | Welll.... this is gear slutz what did you think?
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28th April 2008
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#22 | | Gear maniac
Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 258
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Originally Posted by dylansmale YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF SNOBBISH ASSHOLES. | Why? You would have done it for ten smokes?
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28th April 2008
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#23 | | Gear Guru
Joined: Mar 2005 Location: Long Beach, CA
Posts: 17,401
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One of my ex-GF's got a guitar from her dad, something a tennant had left behind, apparently in lieu of 2 months rent.
A 1927 Martin parlor guitar.
That was more than 3 decades ago but it was worth about the price of a good used car, even then.
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