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Old 19th April 2008   #1
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My neighbour is scrounger .
She shows up at my door with P4 box that's been half gutted .
For a trade of 15 cigaretes I get an 80 gig IDE drive a Gigabyte P4 board with a 2.4 gig cpu 512 ram & a DVD burner .
I'll tossed the case but I now have me a 2.4 gig p4 computer for 15 smokes ! Plus a real nice Monitor card !!

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Old 19th April 2008   #2
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man, i miss living in a crackhead neighborhood.
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man, i miss living in a crackhead neighborhood.
LOL =D
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Ha right on!

I just picked up a Neumann TLM 103 for $500 Canadian (with box & clip) because someone didn't pay their rent

Some of the best deals I've got were from "crackheads" so to speak.
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What!! for smokes!! not smoke!

Wait, that could be my sister in law.
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*calling police about stolen P4*
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Old 23rd April 2008   #7
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My neighbour is scrounger .
She shows up at my door with P4 box that's been half gutted .
For a trade of 15 cigaretes I get an 80 gig IDE drive a Gigabyte P4 board with a 2.4 gig cpu 512 ram & a DVD burner .
I'll tossed the case but I now have me a 2.4 gig p4 computer for 15 smokes ! Plus a real nice Monitor card !!

Live long & Slut well.
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Old 23rd April 2008   #8
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My neighbour is scrounger .
She shows up at my door with P4 box that's been half gutted .
For a trade of 15 cigaretes I get an 80 gig IDE drive a Gigabyte P4 board with a 2.4 gig cpu 512 ram & a DVD burner .
What? You didn't think to negotiate her down to 15 smokes & a bl*wjob? LOL!
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Old 23rd April 2008   #9
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What? You didn't think to negotiate her down to 15 smokes & a bl*wjob? LOL!
If you can trade her a BJ and 15 smokes for the P4...that's a "special" kind of woman...the kind who hasn't always been a woman!

Personally, I don't think the latest Mac Pro is worth that...
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Scrounger

Hey
Tell your scrounger neighbor if she finds a half-gutted Otari 2 track machine, it would be worth a carton of smokes and a 6-pack to me.
Oh......and she can forget the knob-swab.


To hear a tribute song for dumpster-diving-crackheads go to:
www.lowlifemusic.com/crackheads/dumpsterdiver/tribute/song1.htm


Nah...............just kidding
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Old 23rd April 2008   #11
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i got a 50-watt hand wired alamo guitar head for 35 bucks from a building super who said a tenant left it behind when they moved.
a pair of snells left on the street, needed two refoams - $25.
a pair of jbl monitors left on the street in brooklyn.

rich people are better sources than crackheads.
crackheads are stupid but they have no loot.
rich people can't fix sh*t and throw everything out.
and they don't know how much anything is worth in the real world.

it's about the only good characteristic of rich people.
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Old 23rd April 2008   #12
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man, i miss living in a crackhead neighborhood.
I was thinking the same thing, but then I realized that the next computer he bought from her could be mine...
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Oh......and she can forget the knob-swab.
Fella's! There's a lady amongst you! [just messing with you] I'm only a lady when I'm at the mother-in-law's house. And even that is debatable.

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Old 25th April 2008   #14
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Fella's! There's a lady amongst you! [just messing with you] I'm only a lady when I'm at the mother-in-law's house. And even that is debatable.

I'm quite sure there's a few crackheads here too.
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Fella's! There's a lady amongst you! [just messing with you] I'm only a lady when I'm at the mother-in-law's house. And even that is debatable.

Does your mother in law give you computers in return for showing up in drag?
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just hope this "scrounger" stays the fook away from my house. srounger, crackhead, thief, all the same to me.
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Old 26th April 2008   #17
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>>Tell your scrounger neighbor if she finds a half-gutted Otari 2 track machine, it would be worth a carton of smokes and a 6-pack to me.<<

Sheesh, I just threw one out in the garbage recently, too lazy to get it fixed.
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Wait. Didn't I just see this epsode on "cops?"
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YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF SNOBBISH ASSHOLES.
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Old 26th April 2008   #20
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Scrounging

This is Low end so to me scrounging is allowed !
if you get off your butts you just might find somethng all on your own ..

I got this a 14 Univox Snare and a pointy headstock eletric guitar that needs to be stained and the PU's and guts for it .

Ya take a pair of work gloves with you and a few screw drivers and some wire cutters
, Good scrounging
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YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF SNOBBISH ASSHOLES.
Welll.... this is gear slutz what did you think?
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YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF SNOBBISH ASSHOLES.
Why? You would have done it for ten smokes?
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One of my ex-GF's got a guitar from her dad, something a tennant had left behind, apparently in lieu of 2 months rent.

A 1927 Martin parlor guitar.



That was more than 3 decades ago but it was worth about the price of a good used car, even then.
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