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5th May 2008, 04:46 AM
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| Gear nut  Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Atlanta Ga
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 |  hear any good audio jokes lately? i didnt know what part of the forum to put this in but this seems like a good place. |
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7th May 2008, 05:42 PM
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7th May 2008, 05:45 PM
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Aerosmith, Jules Shear, The Dresden Dolls, James Montgomery, Steve Smith, Solace, Jim Jones, Mike Stern, Smif n Wessun, DJ Kurrupt, Dave Weckyl, Dixie Witch, Dipset, The Skatalites, Roadsaw, Tony Furtado, Ironweed, Never Got Caught (Clutch and Tree), Elisabeth Whithers, etc, etc, et ceteraaaa... | |
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8th May 2008, 08:48 PM
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| Gear maniac Join Date: Dec 2007
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9th May 2008, 01:36 AM
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| Gear maniac  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Asheville, NC
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| Q: What did the Pro Tools engineer say to the shitty band? A: That sucked. Come on in! |
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9th May 2008, 02:27 AM
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| Lives for gear  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New York
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9th May 2008, 02:42 AM
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| Gear Head  Join Date: May 2004
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| Q: What's the difference between a FOH engineer and God? A: God doesn't think he's a FOH engineer. Q: What's the difference between a pop musician and a jazz musician? A: A pop musician plays 3 chords to 1000 people. -Dan. |
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9th May 2008, 09:56 PM
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| Jai guru deva om  Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: South Carolina
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9th May 2008, 10:07 PM
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here's a few more: http://www.gearslutz.com/board/gear-...sic-jokes.html
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11th May 2008, 04:54 PM
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11th May 2008, 05:10 PM
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11th May 2008, 05:33 PM
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| Gear addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Nashville
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| My Favorite Location Sound Joke Q: What do you call audio without video? A: Radio. Q: What do you call video without audio? A: Surveillance. |
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2nd June 2008, 12:26 PM
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| Gear Head Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Murfreesboro, TN, USA
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| Could anyone find the old thread? If not, this is still a great thing to have around, thanks... A bequeathal from a one-man-band who called himself The Matt Kurz One. So I was on tour for a while, and I missed my grain farmer neighbor. I made it a point to see him when I got back home, and I saw his farm was up for sale. I asked him about it, and he told me he was dropping out of the business to join a punk rock band. So I say, "Grain Farmer Neighbor, why are you quitting farming to join a punk rock band?" "Because I am SICK of Haulin' Oats."
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7th June 2008, 04:15 AM
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| Gear interested  Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Los Angeles, CA
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You know what sucks i actually heard a producer say that, and turned to me and said, "sounds like you have some work to do" | |
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7th June 2008, 04:19 AM
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| Gear interested Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Los Angeles, CA
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| How do you know if a vocalist is knocking at you door? If they don't have a key and don't know when to come in How many assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assistant, "I swear to god this was working yesterday!!!" |
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10th June 2008, 05:59 AM
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| Lives for gear Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Indiana
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| Q: what does a stripper do before work? A: drops her boyfriend off at band practice? Q: How do you get a bass player off your front porch? A: Pay for the pizza? Q: What do you call a bass player without a girlfriend? A: Homeless
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15th June 2008, 05:02 PM
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| how do you know the trombone player showed up? the pizza is here. how do you tell if the drum riser is not level ? the drummer drools from one side of his mouth. |
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15th June 2008, 07:26 PM
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| Gear interested Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Los Angeles, CA
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| What is the difference between a drummer and a chicken crossing the road? The chicken has a gig to go to |
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16th June 2008, 10:56 PM
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| Q: What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull? A: On a bull, the horns are in front. Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? A: They have machines for that now.
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17th June 2008, 06:11 PM
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18th June 2008, 11:44 AM
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| Gear maniac  Join Date: Mar 2008
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| How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb... None, the organ player can do it with his left hand. |
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19th June 2008, 01:19 AM
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| Gear addict  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Misshiggin
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| How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb? One, he holds it up and the world revolves around him. How many A&R guys does it take to change a light bulb. Two, one to change it and one to tell the artist to change it again in three days.
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21st June 2008, 07:45 PM
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| Gear interested Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Q: What's the difference between a gynacologist and a bass player? A: A gynacologist only gets to play with one c*nt at a time. And now I'll leave. |
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21st June 2008, 08:03 PM
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| Gear nut  Join Date: Feb 2006
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| Not sure if this one has been posted here before... Dear Abby... I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or says quietly "I'll call you back later". When I ask her who called she gets evasive. Sometimes she goes out with friends and comes home late. A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band and he told me that my wife and some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to borrow my guitar amp so hat's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really happening. I said "sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if my wife comes in and who she comes in with". He agreed. At the gig I slipped behind my Marshall JCM800 half stack to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp and watching the entrance to the club, that I noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other 3. Is it possible my tubes are mismatched and is this something I can fix myself or do need to take it to a technician? Thanks Very Concerned.
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14th July 2008, 07:30 AM
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| Lives for gear Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: mexico
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21st July 2008, 09:41 AM
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| Gear Head  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Vienna - Austria
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| muahahahahaha! fantastic! yeah and take it to a tech ;) 
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21st July 2008, 07:41 PM
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| Gear nut  Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NYC
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| hahahahahahahahahahaa |
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