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Old 2nd February 2012   #1
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This video has me dying. It's filled with so much gold, it should be it's own series.

"I can't wait to show my girlfriend my tattoo of my minimoog on my scrotum."

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This video has me dying. It's filled with so much gold, it should be it's own series.

"I can't wait to show my girlfriend my tattoo of my minimoog on my scrotum."

haha! I think I've read every single quote here. The "DJ's only press play, and stop" I normally hear from rockers who like to call all EDM producers "DJ's".
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****ing hilarioussss!!!!
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I just like the parts about selling/not selling gear.
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Nice one

He must read Gearslutz a lot
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Old 3rd February 2012   #7
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Man doesn't that video hit a little too close to home
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I still think he could've gotten a little nastier and said stuff like.. "VA synths sound cold and thin, that's why I only use analog."
That surely would've fried some egos.

Although the one about making a song every month was pretty good. He got me there.
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.."VA synths sound cold and thin, that's why I only use analog."
That surely would've fried some egos.
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I fail to see how the truth will fry any egos
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Old 19th February 2012   #10
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You guys are awesome!

Thanks for all your kind words. I'm preparing a new S%^t Synth people say video, but I've been crazy busy this month so it hasn't materialized.
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Very, very funny.

Except the "work in progress" bit.

Hit a little too close to home. Can you edit it? :D
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Very funny video iloveanalogue! :D
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So many classic lines.

"Dub step makes me feel really old."

I also like the kid doing the DJ Producer one where he talks about Massive and Camel Phat. The kind reminds me of comedian Chris Elliott.
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Thanks for all your kind words. I'm preparing a new S%^t Synth people say video, but I've been crazy busy this month so it hasn't materialized.
Yea, a lot of "work in progress" ;-) But seriously....great stuff.

"Presets are for losers" haha.
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ableton dead


presets are for losers



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You need to also do a follow-up series, sh*t Gearslutz say.
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"Yeah, I have as many synthesizers as Trent Reznor... They're pretty jealous."

Classic.
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There is more than enough material for like 10 vids so keep up the good work.
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You need to also do a follow-up series, sh*t Gearslutz say.
"If you're not using all analog gear then you might as well just kill yourself."
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Haha that's right floppy disks are hilarious!


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"If you're not using all analog gear then you might as well just kill yourself."
That's why kids go to djs and always don't forget to ask which is best, analog or digital.... and the response is just laughs.
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but ... but ... MIDI does totally suck
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nice.
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