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Originally Posted by Tone Laborer Here's my story about what brown can do for you, but it was at a live gig. Sorry for the OT.
Ted ******(rhymes with Puggent) was playing at the Armadillo World Headquarters, way back in the day. So, two local hippies had the gig for providing food for the band and backstage crew. They would lay out this nice spread of all kinds of homemade dishes on a big table. All really tasty, but all vegetarian. Being the great white hunter that he is, it turned out the Nuugge was not down with that.
First, they insisted everyone leave the tent while him and his band ate. They were real dheads about it. We returned to find they hadn't touched the food, but there was a big steaming turd in the large bowl of guacamole.
It's only rock n roll. |
To be fair, why the hell would you lay out vegetarian food for ted nugent? honestly?