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Originally Posted by Fletcher  Yep... and I wish to hell you'd cut it out!! |
Fletch, I swear you're going to make me run out of "Depends" before the prescribed date. thumbsup
So here is a joke that has no place in the "High End Forum"
A monk, a priest and a Rabbi are all sitting around a table having dinner.
They find themselves debating the origins of life.
The monk says; "life begins out of primordial soup. Out of a nothingness that is conscious. This essence holds the space for the incarnation of the soul"
The Irish priest says; " Wait, wait wait.... Jeezus, Mary, and Joseph you have it all wrong. Life begins when the Holy Spirit descends at that first ignition of embryonic life. The Holy Spirit transmutates the physical"
The Rabbi shakes his head....
and says; " Ahhhhhhhhhhhh neither one of you know when life begins. Do you want for me to tell you when life begins bubbie?"
"Life begins when the kids are finally out of the house, and the dog has died".
AH yes..... perspectives.
Simplicity has it's place.
Cheers,
John
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