1.) Gain scheduling is vitally important in any audio transduction system. Even crappy ones.
2.) There are no Polo grounds in Blue Island IL.
3.) Some people in the town apparently don't like tea and crumpets.
4.) Sad current fact appears to be: Most people you will meet in Blue Island have never actually HAD tea and crumpets. Most probably never will.
4b.) Other people in the city actually
can't afford tea and crumpets anymore with the collapse of the world polo economy, and would like to conveniently forget this little fact and instead focus on how messy they could be to serve regularly, back when they COULD afford them...
Not surprisingly, those still playing polo and eating crumpets, often have trouble taking these individuals seriously, noting that they issue these statements whilst choking down Dunkin Donuts at the bus stop.
Sadly, many persons there in Blue Island(not so mysteriously) become
totally enraged about the whole tea and crumpets subject.
I've been told that some suspect this is because these 4.)type of individuals have seen folks on TV enjoying the living f*ck outta tea and crumpets and have decided "they are elitist bastards".
This reportedly now has also become the unlikely mantra of some of the 4b.) bunch.
That particular group of persons, in fact, seem to get the
most hurt in the ass about the subject of all the various polo/tea and crumpet detractors. Some have even been known to purchase plastic blow-up polo ponies and flog them wildly while guzzling snapple and pork rinds. Often shouting various anti-polo rhetoric as they assemble and embark on routine "Crush the Crumpet" street demonstrations.
5.) Ironically, and most tellingly, many folks who have tea and crumpets every day still seem to find them amazing, and are often heard to remark on how a good polo mallet makes an excellent weapon in a pinch.
No really, you can kill somebody with one.
Get away with it too.. if you can prove it was self defense.
SM.
PS. This is supposed to be funny. Kinda.
