| Hey Jay Asher - I bought a brand new Lamborghini the other day - I was so excited, I wanted to just drive it straight out of the showroom, however the salesman contained me somewhat, and then proceeded to warn me of some potential issues.
He explained that whilst this was a very impressive looking beast with exceptional specs, that, until the next model contains 64 bit solar panels, certain compromises must be made. He explained that, if the CD stacker has more than two CD's in it, that I was not to use the indicators, otherwise the motor was likely to shut down, even though the company were considerate enough to give one a warning message, displayed on the dash. Similarly, he continued, one cannot drive the car at night, that is if one wants to change gears. Reluctantly, I still went ahead with the purchase, with the initial sales pitch and hype being far too convincing for me to do otherwise .................. |