[Croaker]

Originally Posted by wwittman

I look at the drum head,

then I look at the shoes the drummer is wearing

then I consult my astrologer

next, I have the guitarist's Hematocrit levels verified

if possible, I ask for humidity levels in the studio to be verified by an independent meteorologist

then, if it's a snare drum, I put a KM84 on it

ROFLLLLL ........classic