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Originally Posted by silent-sam  Try yelling "**** her!... **** her good!" |
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Originally Posted by andrewenson break in to their condo, saw the legs on the bed. next
either that or put on a richard simmons costume, hide in their closet and freak the living shat out of them |
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Originally Posted by Jax hahaha best idea yet |
I think this could make another good "COMBO"......
Change the Richard Simmons costume to a full blown Gene Simmons "deamon" costume. Now hide in the closet until they start getting busy.... assuming the lights are off, quietly sneak out into the bed room, lean down close to his ear, and In a DEEP SEXY Gene Simmons voice quietly say "**** her.... **** her good".... maybe toss a "yeah" in there.
Just don't fall asleep in the closet..... remember you only have a 3 minute window of opportunity.
This should scare the crap out of them.... but if they are really kinky it might extend the problem from 3 minutes a night to 6 minutes a night..... In which case, sorry for the suggestion.