| I'm moving this weekend into a new apartment. With any luck all my neighbors are old folks, except one who hopefully looks like Salma Hayek, has no man and wants one like me, and lives across the hall.
I'm on the top floor, so no humpty bumpty from above, but there's a neighbor on one side. If there's hanky panky next door, I'm hoping they're the reserved type.
In your situation, if it went on for a long time (a month or so), I'd go up and knock on their door. Tell them you're happy they found love in this cold world, and have a catalog of heavy rubber mats in hand. Ask them to put it under their bed, explaining that you wake up every night due to the noise... nuff said.
Short of that, I like sam's idea. |