[Dean Roddey]

Sorry. I don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings or seem like I'm bragging, but I'm proud of it and I'm not going to pretend I'm not. Though, I have to say, it's not all fun and games like most guys probably think it is, you know? They see guys in magazines with huge uvulas and they think, man I wish I could be like that. I bet women just eat that up. But it takes a special kind of woman to be able to deal with a uvula of that size, and it's destroyed many of my relationships. They loved me, but it just hurt too much and the intimacy just wasn't there.

So there. It's out there. Now everyone knows. On the internet sometimes people can't understand why you are the way you are, because they can't physically see you. Hopefully this will help people understand the source of both my massive egotism, driven by a lifetime knowing that I'm specially endowed, and sometimes my frustrations because of all the women I've hurt because of it.

BTW, I'm thinking about getting it pierced...