[jrm1]

Originally Posted by networkacid

The short and long answer is... GET A MODULAR, spend about a decade learning how to reeeeeally use it, then get really really close but never quite there, buy more and more modules to try and perfect that tone, leaving no time to shower or go to work, lose your job, end up living under a railway bridge with only your modular for warmth, running it off stolen power that you almost get electrocuted by trying to rig it up from the railway tracks, and eventually die a slow, lonely death in the cold with tinnitus.

Just give it up, man. Before it's too late. Seriously.

Hilarious!!!!