Guy goes to banjo teacher
student "hey i really want to learn the banjo"
teacher "sure no problem here's your first chord.... G"
student ! "thanks i'll practice that ,see you next week"
next week no sign ,nor the week after,nor the week after that
teacher bumps into the student in town
teacher " hey you never turned up for your next lesson what gives ??"
student " ohh yer sorry i was on tour "
