Quick someone grab the kid some tampons, midol, and vagisil because he might be having a crisis. I'm all busting all out inside with sympathy for his point of view.
If this posts seems silly then 'cause it was supposed to be. Happy trolling my friend. I hope this doesn't take you away from X-box too long because I know that's the reality with which you're most comfortable.
Have a nice day
Love,
Perry