Death to celophane wrapped 'snacks'
About one out of 5 of the bands we get in have some suburban ****** kid in it who's total daily food ration is celophane wrapped and stored in a plastic bag - their mom bought them 'cheeezy dippers' / 'monster munchies' a pastie, cookies - EVERYTHING the moron eats invoves first wrestling off a celophane wrapper - making a insanely distracting noise behind my position in the control room - he then 'crunches' as he eats through his collection of radioactive E numbered nightmares (all for children with cartoon images on the packets) and rustles FURTHER each time the twit reaches into the packet to get another CRUNCHY F**KING SNACK to put in his idiot mouth.
What happens is, the bewildered musician experiences me snatching his snack packet from his hands, having his 'meal' dumped on a plate, handed back to him and the packet tossed to the trash so I can get on & mix their song in peace...
I have that down in one smooth Ninja movement, I can do it 'mid blink' so they never know what happened, or why their food is now on a plate they are holding
Er... whoops! Sorry... forgot my medication this morning...
Carry on!