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Originally Posted by RawBeanZen  I dreamt last night that Fedor Emelianenko told me to bump this thread.
Needless to say, I'm doing it! |
Did he calmly walk toward you, his sholders slumped and his gaze aimed toward the floor? When he does that, it's always a smart move to do what he wants because incredible pain is sure to follow.
Ask Heath Herring, or Minotaro, or ...
Here's some childish jokes to start the day off:
Fedor once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Fedor puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Once a cobra bit Fedor' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Fedor' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Fedor will not take crap from anyone.
Handicaped parking spots are are actually reserved for Fedor. The wheelchair in the picture is a warning of what will happen to you if you park there.