I havn't laughed this hard in a long time
Jules ...
Have you talked with these bubbleheads ... givin your best shot at logic and negotiation grggt
I'll assume you have. If the dog has indeed caused neighbors to move and they choose to be ignorant of their responsibility to keep the peace ... so to speak .. I would think you have legal grounds to get something done about it. Get some neighboring testimonials and to further prove your case ... stick a mic outside for a day .. record every time he barks and document the time with your own voice. A good old omni will most likely pick up why he's barking. Now you've got all the evidence you need to go to authorities and make Bubbleheads' life miserable ... Hopefully ...
Only other alternative is profit from it .. go get all those gigs that call for dog barking .. comercials .. soundtracks (good old family type things, Western Cattle Roundups) ... voice (err .. dogovers .. umm > barkovers). multitrack em, change the pitch and make it any kind of dog you want ... ahh !! >> dog barking sound library's. You could corner the market .. it's all in the marketing grggt We would all envy you for being so innovative
Then take the the profts and build him a soundproof doghouse with one of those autowind zinger leashes on it .. that activates every time he barks ...... and get back to doing what you love
Outside of all that ... there's always the smoking gun theory
