me: "your timefeel sucks bigtime, shakey as a$s"
drummer: "I always stick to the bassplayer"
me: "oh. could you stick to the metronome now?"
drummer: "what's a metronome?" 
client: "maybe we should try another snare?"
me: "..."
client: "maybe we should try another hihat?"
me: "..."
client: "maybe we should try another bassline?"
me: "..."
(ten hours later)
client: "maybe we should stick to your original mix. It was great." dj: "the kick's gotta be HUUUUGE!"
me: "like this?"
dj: "yeah, perfect, and the bass's gotta be SLAMMMIN'!"
me: "like this?"
dj: "yeeeah, superb, and the pad's gotta be KILLLLAH PHATT!"
me: "like this?"
dj: "yeeeeeeah, it's there, and the kick's gotta be HUUUUUUUUGE!" ...