| My favorite one is to me talking to a guitar player that I referred to as "Noodles" because he noodled over everything. He plays a Strat...
Me: Try it with the neck pick-up please
Noodles: ...blank stare...
Me: Try the neck pick-up I think it will blend well on this song
Noodles: ...Huh?
Me: Switch to the neck pick-up please.
Noodles: I have no idea what you mean.
Me: See these things here, those are you pick-ups, I'd like to hear this one (as I touch the neck pick-up).
Noodles: ...blank stare...
Me: This switch changes which pick-up is being used...(Then I explained ---very slowly---how a Strat pick-up switch works)
Noodles: I thought that switched the strings.
Me: ...blank stare...
RUNNER UP:
Drummer after soundcheck playback
Drummer: I don't like that kick drum sound.
Me: OK, what type of tone do you want?
Drummer: I don't want to answer that. |