My favorite:
A 'singer' asked me once if she had to pay for the time it took to track several takes of the same passage because she was flatter than three day old beer...flat beyond autotune's ability to fix...
Another: (actual conversation!)
Me: "What's the matter, singer?"
Vox: "I can't hear any playback or my voice"
Me: "Put the headphones on"
Vox: "Yeah...that's better"
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Ken Morgan
Wireline Studio
Midland, TX
Good Sound Starts With Good Gear - Great Sound Starts With Great Players