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Originally Posted by henryrobinett Sue me.  |
It's underway. You're charged with gear-neglect and making ridicule of gear-sluttism.
If found guilty, you'll be locked in a room for 24 hours while an AMPLIFIED banjo player in an adjacent room will attempt to perform nothing but Coltrane transcriptions. Special care will be taken to find a poor sight-reader and no tuning aids will be provided.