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golden_goose42 · 2nd June 2008, 12:26 PM

Could anyone find the old thread? If not, this is still a great thing to have around, thanks...

A bequeathal from a one-man-band who called himself The Matt Kurz One.

So I was on tour for a while, and I missed my grain farmer neighbor. I made it a point to see him when I got back home, and I saw his farm was up for sale. I asked him about it, and he told me he was dropping out of the business to join a punk rock band. So I say, "Grain Farmer Neighbor, why are you quitting farming to join a punk rock band?"

"Because I am SICK of Haulin' Oats."

2nd June 2008, 12:26 PM	#13
golden_goose42 Gear Head Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Murfreesboro, TN, USA Posts: 40	Could anyone find the old thread? If not, this is still a great thing to have around, thanks... A bequeathal from a one-man-band who called himself The Matt Kurz One. So I was on tour for a while, and I missed my grain farmer neighbor. I made it a point to see him when I got back home, and I saw his farm was up for sale. I asked him about it, and he told me he was dropping out of the business to join a punk rock band. So I say, "Grain Farmer Neighbor, why are you quitting farming to join a punk rock band?" "Because I am SICK of Haulin' Oats." __________________ "One never knows, do one?" - Junior Gorg My mic closet? More like a nylon bag with a shoulder strap.